Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Don't walk to fast or you mayloseyour balance!
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:49 PM EST

Finish
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:49 PM EST

Hello. My name is Polli Chang and I specialize in Avon catalogs. I would like to recieve your home phone number and address to send them to you.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:52 PM EST

We also have many sales going on currently and I would really like to have the chance to let you into them with a little information.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:54 PM EST

We are also selling jewelry,if you didn't know. This would and could be a great opportunity for you right now. We are hiring workers right now.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:56 PM EST

If you just happen to be interested, don't hesitate to call me or any of my office aids at 1-800-624-3728. We pay $.06 an hour.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 5:59 PM EST

This could really help you out in the future! And if you're good enough of an employee, we'll even letvyou create a little something of your own.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 6:01 PM EST

Whether it's ranging from different lipstick styles and colors to you very own perfume! (Even though you're not famous, we'll let you slip!)
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 6:04 PM EST

Thank you for your time, cooperation, and patience. Remember, just call me anytime!
-Agent Polli Chang

from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 6:06 PM EST

Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today.....
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 6:44 PM EST

Who will love me for me.........
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 6:58 PM EST

Shut your mouth, Leila.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 7:46 PM EST

You're soooo annoying.
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 7:47 PM EST

You are extrememly annoying and irritating!!!
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:25 PM EST

Aflac
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:25 PM EST

Doggies
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:26 PM EST

Superguarantee
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:26 PM EST

Yo,wazzup! Just chillin' with da crew?
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:27 PM EST

HELLO!!!! Can you hear me?
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:28 PM EST

Please text me back!
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:29 PM EST

Good morning!
from a 210 phone number, Monday, June 6, 8:30 PM EST

I swear to you, all of these text messages were sent from one phone number, to one Leila, over the course of one three-hour span. Honestly. It's hard to say what's the most unbelievable here: that 210 really has nothing better to do with her time, that it took her 20 texts to realize that Leila wasn't responding, or that she accused me of being annoying.

1 comment:

HutcH said...

All I can say is, "wow".