Aloha Lei, howzit going? Please give my warmest Aloha to boys and hubby! LUV U AUNTY SHARON
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, February 9, 2:33 AM EST

If I ever went on vacation to Hawaii, I would definitely take the time to text every single person in my phone book, even those with names like, "David ?" and "Dermatologist," just to say "aloha." What I mean is, what's the point of going to Hawaii if you can't rub it in?