don't text nida!
from a 412 phone number, Monday, April 27, 4:04 PM

Why? Is it because Nida is a LOSER? Will Leila also become a LOSER when she accidentally texts Nida, not having received this message warning her against it?

hey who are u sitting with
from a 609 phone number, Monday, April 27, 2:53 PM

On the school bus? In the cafeteria? Personally, I am sitting alone, but that's probably not really what 609 was asking.

Huh
()-()(="=)
from a 310 phone number, Sunday, April 26, 11:40 PM

Is that a drawing of something? If so, what? It's not a rose. I know what rose emoticons look like already.

so im looking at flights and it a little over 400 for round trip. weekdays are cheaper, obviously. weekend flights are almost 500
from a 661 phone number, Sunday, April 26, 9:04 PM

I keep expecting this financial crisis to make air travel cheaper than it actually has. I just paid $260 for tickets to Chicago. Does it HAVE to cost so much?

you are a deck
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, April 26, 12:13 AM

You know how when someone is kind of funny you can call them a "card"? Well maybe 757 is trying to say that Leila is so funny, she is a whole DECK of cards! Or maybe 757 doesn't know how to spell the word "dick." Hard to say.

Sup
Lito
from a 440 phone number, Saturday, April 25, 6:11 PM

Oh, not much, Lito. Just in the middle of a whirlwind weekend of dancing and picnicking, taking a few minutes to update my blog. Sup, yourself?

I finished the 4.5 mile walk in I hour & 45 min. !
from a 904 phone number, Saturday, April 25, 11:09 AM

I think I can do like a 15-20 minute mile, so I could probably beat 904's time... but, you know, potentially this was not a "race."

hey are u going skating
from a 609 phone number, Friday, April 24, 3:07 PM

Seriously.
Every
single
Friday
night

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: Hello my name is RoseMary AKA BloodyMary.I turn 666 2day.if u don't send 2 10 ppl u will die n ur room no send ba
from a 540 phone number, Friday, April 24, 7:36 AM

If I had a friend who sent me texts like this one-- at 7:36 in the morning, no less-- I would be like, "Dude, stop texting me. You're freaking me out."

why did you both leave your lunches at home?
from a 404 phone number, Friday, April 24, 7:34 AM

Uh, they probs didn't do it on purpose. I never purposefully forget my lunch.

Haha im watching zac efron do the dancee!!!!
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, April 23, 7:37 PM

So what are the plans for tomorrow?
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, April 23, 9:43 PM

Did you find it yet??
from a 774 phone number, Saturday, April 25, 9:25 AM

I am not embarrassed to state that Zac Efron is a great dancer, and whatever it was 774 was watching him do, well, I would like to watch, too. Did anyone else see his SNL appearance? I am not an SNL-watcher, but my roommate showed me a clip and it was funny. Of course, she and I also went to see HSM3 in theaters, so maybe we are not unbiased.

Youok
from a 206 phone number, Wednesday, April 22, 10:29 PM

I have not updated this blog in three days because that's how long it took me to realize that this was not transliterated from some foreign language. Sometimes I am not very good at the Leila Texts.

I love u my beautiful sister.In nine minutes something will make you happy but you have to send to nine sister's including me God is good.... :)
from a 734 phone number, Wednesday, April 22,, 10:05 PM

I think if God were REALLY good, His actions would not depend on whether Leila forwards a text message nine times... but, you know, who am I to claim to understand the divine.

Oh dear lord make it stop
from a 617 phone number, Wednesday, April 22, 9:32 PM

Yet another beneficiary of Massachusetts who does not seem sufficiently appreciative of her good fortune.

=) I ROCK =]
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, April 22, 8:55 PM

Hubris.

sucks how u were in mass today...
from a 207 phone number, Wednesday, April 22, 7:45 PM

Not really. Because Massachusetts is a wonderful, glorious state where dreams come true. How could being there ever suck?

hey i went to the gift shop nicks on the ride now
from a 978 phone number. Wednesday, April 22, 2:30 PM

Gift shops? Rides? Do you think 978 and Nick are at an amusement park? I HOPE they are!

ritas actn funny
**Cynthia**
from a 540 phone number, Tuesday, April 21, 5:47 PM

Funny how? I can't diagnose this (and neither would Leila be able to) without a little more in-depth description of Rita's symptoms.

don't you have pei fen?
from a 415 phone number, Tuesday, April 21, 4:46 PM

I googled this, and it seems like there are just some folks named Pei Fen. So what is 415 asking? Like, "Don't you have a person named Pei Fen, Leila?" No. I do not.

train leaves at 1027
from a 978 phone number, Tuesday, April 21, 2:42 PM

That's just a few minutes from now. If Leila runs, she can still make it.