Hola hijita perdon me olvide de tu happybirthday sorry pero tu sabes que te quiero mucho con todo mi corazon
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, Junr 25, 12:02 PM EST

"Hello little daughter forgive me for forgetting your happybirthday sorry but you know that I love you a lot with all of my heart."

I am fluent in Spanglish.

Wanna go for a bike ride with me in seattle on sunday while your mom is at work. We can go really slow for sightseeing
from a 253 phone number, Friday, June 24, 2:47 PM EST

Sure! I love bike riding. And sightseeing. I live 3000 miles away. I hope that is not a problem.

has told me she isnt going to bed until sh Leila has said she isnt going to bed until she sees nicoles baby so hurry up and send a pic
from an 858 phone number, Thursday, June 23, 10:14 PM EST

Seriously, 858? This is not how we babysit. When the child says she won't go bed without another glass of water, or without hearing all the verses of "One Tin Soldier" again, or without seeing pictures of Nicole's baby, we say, "No," and then we turn on the nightlight and close the door. Don't pander to her.

Can you do me a favor????? You know cause you love meee
from a 347 phone number, Monday, July 4m 9:02 PM EST

No, 347, I'm not going to pop a pimple on your back again.

Happy 4th of JULY to U all luv ya see U tommrow mom
from a 425 phone number, Tuesday, July 5, 1:44 AM EST

b Happy 4th of july
from a 917 phone number, Monday, July 4, 7:50 PM EST

Fyi. Fireworks downtown @ 9:30. after cory, lori, nan & the kids get back..... BIG fireworkshow here. so much 4 going 2 bed early... Lol
from a 239 phone number, Monday, July 4, 5:09 PM EST

Sorry, I am a few days behind. (What else is new?) I hope you all had fabulous fourth of Julys with lots of BIG fireworkshows!

hey leila! Its sabrina:) my mom made a mistake and forgot i was going to the office tomorrow. I can definitely work thurs tho! Sorry :( DrEaMlAnD< 333
from a 973 phone number, Tuesday, July , 3:16 PM EST

Sabrina, it's a SUMMER JOB. Take it seriously. This shit goes on your permanent record. Trust me, I would not be where I am today had I just blown off my summer job of being a Colonial tour guide on Boston's Freedom Trail. (Um, this is true, actually, since I wrote a novel inspired by that summer.)

We r going home tomorrow night so u can get sam to ride with y'all sat
Mustang Missy :)
from a 678 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 9:12 AM EST

Mustang Missy, uhh. Guess you better slow that Mustang down. Now all you wanna do is ride around, Missy (ride, Missy, ride).

Yeah, I mean, kind of.

te amo mucho
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 11:02 AM EST

This is Spanish for "I love you lots."

Sometimes I feel guilty about all the wonderful texts I receive that the Intended Leilas never even see.

Did u ever find a DSI at your house
from a 402 phone number, Thursday, July 7, 7:39 PM EST

Probably a Development Strategy Institute. Or Disease Severity Index.

Hey! Lunch with Larry was nice...good laughs and conversation. Have a good day at work. Talk to you soon.
from an 862 phone number, Friday, July 8, 10:27 AM EST

Larry sounds like husband material. Lock it down, 862.

Hey wanna come 2 my birthday partaa!? Its on saturday july 23rd at castle park it starts at 12 pm. And ends at 9 pm
from a 951 phone number, Friday, July 8, 1:36 PM EST

Oo and meet at the big top tent if ur gonna go :)
from a 951 phone number, Friday, July 8, 1:36 PKM EST

It's going to be really sad when nobody turns up to 951's birthday party at Castle Park because nobody received this text message. She'll just be standing there, all alone at the big top tent, waiting.

Float nite is still on but it is raining there now. its not cancelled.
from 248 phone number, Wednesday, June 22, 6:54 PM EST

I assume this is a night where everybody makes floats and drives them around town. Like a parade! At night!

Option B: Nighttime drinking of root beer floats, in the rain.

Me too. Mental hug. Anytime that wespend together is good
from a 360 phone number, Wednesday, June 22, 9:30 AM EST

Aww. I love a supportive Leila Texter.

Agullana for the next sandwich I will put cheese.
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 10:20 PM EST

Intended for this Leila. She's a pediatrician who lives in Hawaii! And she likes cheese, I guess!

Hi its marg im at mt tom the waters super cold
from a 203 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 2:37 PM EST

Mount Tom! I used to go there! It's a water park. I used to go there on summer camp field trips! Blast from past right here.

goodmorning Leila you been on my mind. This the day that the Lord has made we
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 5:43 AM EST

hey leila, i'm on my way to work, i have to leave early today cause ihave to go and get my breast checked again. say a prayer for me. nef will b here wed.
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 5:47 AM EST

The bit about these texts that most concerns me is that she was awake at 5:43 AM. WHY.

is this fo real?
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, June 19, 1:26 AM EST

Is it fo real that I got your text message and posted it to my blog? Yeah, it's about as real as it looks.

Im not arguing anymore its not worth it only u kno the truth hav fun c u wen u get home
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, June 18, 8:14 PM EST

Wow, passive aggressive, anyone?

Pas encore partie, a cette allure je vais arriver en meme temps que Maud. Je te dirai.
from a 917 phone number, Friday, June 17, 5:00 PM EST

Umm... "I haven't left yet, I will arrive at the same time as Maud. I'll tell you when." Maybe? I used Babelfish and then did some adjusting.

My sister is so annoying. kill me
from a 347 phone number, Friday, June 17, 3:12 PM EST

When I was six year's old, my friend Essie's little sister Cameron used to take the placemat that was Essie's favorite-- specifically because she KNEW it was Essie's favorite-- and use it for herself. That was kind of annoying, wasn't it?