Hey have you emailed our project
Proud Sailor's Girlfriend
from a 316 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 7:46 PM EST

Is this an acceptable sig line for all girlfriends? "Proud Barista's Girlfriend"? "Proud Accountant's girlfriend"? "Proud Production Assistant's Girlfriend"?

Where you going to send arline a christmas card? i really dont want to but if you do then i should as well.
from a 203 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 6:45 PM EST

Hahaha Arline's such a bitch, isn't she?

Still planning on the drafting room tonight?
from a 484 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 12:59 PM EST

It's a taproom and grille. And they serve chocolate chip challah french toast. So, yeah. Why not. Let's go.

acho q vou tomar cafe no cafe haleiwa quer vim?
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, December 6, 1:39 PM EST

Something about drinking coffee, or not drinking coffee. Anyone?

You ready to party? ********
from a 281 phone number, Monday, December 5, 11:43 PM EST

ALWAYS. Especially on a Monday night.

philipp Twas the nite b4 xmas and all throu the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
from a 917 phone number, Monday, December 5, 6:05 PM EST

It's still a couple weeks b4 xmas, actually. But close.

Did u pass? Lol. It was soo hard!
from a 330 phone number, Monday, December 5, 12:39 PM EST

Ugh, I know. I h8 the SATs.

Go straight home
plumer is coming .
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 12:13 PM EST

cant talk
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 1:46 PM EST

R u home ?
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 1:55 PM EST

hello
from a 347 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 2:05 PM EST

Maybe I haven't responded to you because you haven't said anything interesting, did that ever occur to you? Maybe I don't want to let in the goddamn plumber. Maybe I have other, more important stuff to do. Yeah.

Will someone pls plug in the xmas lights?
I <3 my family!
from a 412 phone number, Tuesday, December 6, 4:20 PM EST

For some reason, 412's family seems like the sort of family that gets really into the holiday season.

What is the name of my procedure
from a 516 phone number, Monday, December 5, 11:10 AM EST

A keratin treatment.

Never minf wat i said before i dont like like u
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 4:39 PM EST

I dont like like u never mind i like someone else
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 7, 4:47 PM EST

After Leila ignored his 20 text messages and indicated that she did not really care for the new Justin Bieber single, 917 fell out of love with her. Frankly, I don't blame him.

Did you get the new house??
from a 713 phone number, Thursday, December 1, 8:02 PM EST

Much like leaf blowing, buying a new house fills me with anxiety about being an adult. You have to get it inspected. And stuff. You need a mortgage, probably. If I were Leila (which I am), I would just give up now.

At the nicoulicci's im stayin there while my moms gone
from a 443 phone number, Wednesday, November 30, 4:00 PM EST

Translation for aspiring robbers: 443's house is empty. You'll have no luck kidnapping 443 and holding her for ransom, since she is safely at the Nicouliccis'. But her xbox is up for grabs.

I love you. :) Im never letting this end. Ever. Don't worry about him. I'll always be there. I promise. :)
from a 720 phone number, Friday, December 2, 1:04 AM EST

If by "him," 720 means "Leila's husband," then this suddenly takes on a weird air.

hahahahahahahaaha i txt u
I_<3_Yuki_Sohma
from a 605 phone number, Friday, December 2, 9:23 AM EST

Yuki Sohma is a fictional character from the anime and manga series Fruits Basket by Natsuki Takaya.



I agree with 605. How could you not heart a punim like that?

Hi. Im taking care of your paycheck now.how about I let you know how many hours to add. Is that ok? If you have another idea im open
from a 609 phone number, Friday, December 2, 1:29 PM EST

Add fifty hours. Overtime pay! Let's cheat the system!

I deeply felt a sensation in da meep mer der nup. Poop
from a 952 phone number, Friday, December 2, 2:45 PM EST

For some reason I am finding it hard to empathize with 952's deeply felt sensation. Is it because I am heartless?

Uncle larry says call him tomorrow 713859xxxx. he will gladly talk to you he says if ur allowed a lawyer cousin kevin can fly up:)
from a 516 phone number, Friday, December 2, 5:05 PM EST

Smiley face, indeed! I love any opportunity to see Cousin Kevin, even if it's because I have been accused of a crime and need free legal defense.

Fyi. Tempe festival of arts of this weekend. Beer festival too.
from a 623 phone number, Friday, December 2, 5:39 PM EST

Apparently the Tempe Festival of the Arts "consistently ranks among the Top 200 art festivals in the nation." I'm going to assume that there are more than 200 art festivals in the nation, which means this is some pretty impressive shit. I would like to attend, personally-- I am terrible at making art, but quite excellent at spending money.

Happy roda!
pls let me know yes or no about leaf blowing
i'm bringing c to & from a playdate tomorrow & to Dan's at 6. Leafblowing in between oxm
from a 978 phone number, Friday, December 2, 9:29 PM EST

This text message has filled me with stress about being a homeowner and a parent. I never bring anyone to a playdate, and leaf blowing could not be farther from my mind. If I wanted to blow some leaves, I don't even know where I would begin.