Sunday, December 4, 2011

When do u want to skate
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, December 1, 7:04 PM EST

I am party rocking :)
from a 917 phone number, Friday, December 2, 6:29 PM EST

Waz up
from a 917 phone number, Friday, December 2, 8:12 PM EST

wat music do u like
from a 917 phone number, Friday, December 2, 8:13 PM EST

R u in jersey for the whole week end
from a 917 phone number, Friday, December 2, 8:34 PM EST

Me and anton r going to the karate clinic wat r u doing :)
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 11:51 AM EST

:) :( :[ :] :o funny faces
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 6:17 PM EST

Wat part in breaking dawn r u up to
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 6:43 PM EST

Do u like beiber
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 7:54 PM EST

Do u like mistletow by jb
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 7:58 PM EST

Sry about the BF thing
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 7:58 PM EST

Do u like mistetow by Jb???????
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:05 PM EST

wat r u doing
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:11 PM EST

i like u kind of but please dont kill me
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:13 PM EST

R u still their
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:17 PM EST

Wait but wat bout the first question
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:20 PM EST

Do u like me
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:27 PM EST

Its ok if u say no
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 3, 8:27 PM EST

Throughout all of the Justin Beiber/Twilight texts, I was assuming that 917 was a straight girl, so it came as quite a surprise when, after many days of texting, she/he suddenly starts hitting on Leila ("i like u kind of but please dont kill me"). How often has this happened to you, ladies: someone's like, "Yeah, I just want to listen to Z100 and paint my nails with you," and you're so sure you have this awesome new friend, when all along THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS.

Also, in case you missed it: "Mistletoe," as sung by Justin Bieber. The youtube video has close to 62 million views. I guess you probably didn't miss it.

Imma be under the mistletoe with you, shawty, with you.

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