Saturday, June 9, 2012

This series of texts makes me feel pretty darn bad for Eric's parents.

Happy Belmont Stakes day! Whom are YOU betting on?

I had Grand Jury duty two years ago. I saw a LOT of ADAs an heard about a LOT of robberies. Grand Jury is alternately incredibly boring and incredibly depressing, and it's hard to say which part is worse.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Actually, I just don't want to talk to her anymore. But I didn't have the heart to tell her that.
What book are Leila and 315 reading?

Options:

50 Shades of Grey
Bridge to Terebithia

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

So where do we think Leila works that's fast at night but not during the day? I keep coming back to "24-hour strip club," but that may just be the optimist in me.

908 leads an extremely healthy lifestyle.

It's St. Mary's Assyrian Church, actually. In Tarzana, California. But what are they voting on? That's the real question. Also, have any of you ever actually been to Tarzana, California?

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Murrieta Valley is a school district in California. If their website is to be believed, the school Leila's playing is going to be hard to beat. Their website also notes that they are good at spelling bees.