Monday, January 26, 2009

I totally forgot to tell you but there is definitely a dart in the breeze for the hangover cure article for not having legal drinkers. ha weird
from an 804 phone number, Monday, January 26, 5:16 PM

God, I am so glad I'm not on the staff of a college newspaper anymore. Seriously, the bullshit 'issues' that come up are just ridiculous.

P.S. This offense was aimed at oversensitive college administrators and easily offended student organizations, not at college newspapers themselves, which are, as a general rule, lovely.
Waiting at the office 4 u and ur call. Let us finish our project and paperworks.
from a 951 phone number, Sunday, January 25, 9:17 PM

I texted back 951 to say, essentially, "If you're waiting for Leila's call, you'll be waiting a mighty long time, bucko. Text her again by pulling her name out of your contacts list. Don't spell it out." Ten minutes later, I received a re-sent version of the same text.

Good job, 951. You're really learning.

Oh, who am I kidding? You're going to be sleeping at the office all night.
FWD: FWD: Fwd: Love is crazy. This is so freaky! Send this to 10 people then exit and hold down # for ten seconds and see whose name pops :-
from a 540 phone number, Sunday, January 25, 8:27 PM

Love is indeed crazy, and this may or may not be so freaky, but I fail to see what those two statements have to do with each other. I also don't like that, next to the word "pops," there is a sideways emoticon of a penis.
i love you so much

from a 770 phone number, Saturday, January 24, 10:49 AM

Awww. That's sweet. Not sure why the phrase "idk" is in there, though. What don't you know, 770? How much you love Leila?