Are we doin trivia tonight at beachclub?
from a 412 phone number, Wednesday, November 17, 1:17 PM EST

Here's all the deets on Wednesday night trivia at the Beach Club, if you want to challenge Leila and 412: http://www.facebook.com/teamtriviaplus

Hi leila i miss you a lot i will call you soon lots of kisses lots of hugs elle says hi and gives lots of kisses and lots of hugs ron says hi
from a 703 phone number, Tuesday, November 16, 10:32 PM EST

You can tell that 703 and Elle are chicks, because they're both saying hi and sending Leila lots of kisses and hugs, whereas Ron is a MAN, and that's why he just says hi, no kisses or hugs. Men don't show their emotion like that. It makes them feel too vulnerable.

Hi r u in vegas... If so r u broke yet hahaha
from an 860 phone number, Tuesday, November 16, 7:45 PM EST

No, bitch, I am a master at the craps table. What, are you broke yet? Is your mom broke yet?

i need another check signed tomorrow. will u be around in the morning afterr i drop off the kids.
from a 530 phone number, Monday, November 15, 8:42 PM EST

What do you think I am, your personal ATM? Doesn't anyone even say PLEASE these days?

I JUST RbE MY BIKE PAST ZACH FUCKING GALLIFINAKIS
from a 310 phone number, Monday, November 15, 3:28 AM EST

Sometimes I get annoyed when I receive text messages at 3:30am, but this one is 100% legitimate.

Practice on Mon: 1st lunch-rm.200 2nd lunch-choir rm. After sch. Text me if you get this message.
from a 928 phone number, Sunday, November 14, 1:55 PM EST

Please remind Allen that I will see him first lunch in rm 200.
from a 928 phone number, Monday, November 15, 9:04 AM EST

What are we practicing, though? Are we practicing instruments, public speaking, or kissing?

Hey u up
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from a 978 phone number, Sunday, November 14, 9:22 AM EST

Pretty sure this text is from a girl named Allison. Don't you think?

Doh, I'm a day late, but Happy Anniversary to you!
from a 757 phone number, Sunday, November 14, 6:07 PM EST

This seems somehow like an appropriate text for the 2,001st post in this blog.