Hey sweetie cutie baby cakes!!! Hope ur havin a good day at work honey =) love u < 3
from an 856 phone number, Tuesday, July 27, 2:20 PM EST

Sometimes someone gets really clingy, and you start to feel like, "Babe, I know you love me, but it's getting a little creepy."

hellooooooooooo
from an 805 phone number, Friday, July 23, 2:46 PM EST

my mom says u can drive ahead cuz my dad wants my mom to drive slower so ya and lindseys my girl damit
from an 805 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 11:04 PM EST

Bullshit. Lindsey's my girl. (Cue Monica/Brandy "That Boy Is Mine" duet.)

Hey bab waht up when are yu going tocome back guees who i am
from a 516 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 7:53 PM EST

I guees that you are Leila's illiterate sort-of friend. Is that right? Am I close?

Dear Leila "Hi." When do I get dinner? Is it contingent on the comic?
from a 303 phone number, Sunday, July 25, 803 PM EST

I wish this one were for me. For some reason I find the unnecessary quotation marks hilarious, and I bet this 303 has a charming sense of humor.

hi I am at Marisa's game melting something awful...I truly hate the heat...They r winning 8 to 5..
from a 203 phone number, Saturday, July 24, 3:52 PM EST

You know, I do feel bad for 203, having to sit outside in this heat (and I agree, it has been HOT). But I feel worse for Marisa. She has to run around in it!

brian call me wanted 2 no if i had any thoughts 4 grandma birthday party
from a 301 phone number, Saturday, July 24, 12:44 PM EST

I propose a pinata and shots of Jameson.

gracias por darme la opurtunidad a ir a la escuela de LWA maharba
from a 516 phone number, Friday, July 23, 6:41 PM EST

"Thank you for giving me the opportunity to go to the school of LWA something." Sort of.

I just paid off my credit card so i am tapped out right at the moment. But thank you so much for remembering me. I do want go sometime
from a 904 phone number, Friday, July 23, 6:16 PM EST

I love you. Hope to see you soon
from a 904 phone number, Friday, July 23, 6:17 PM EST

Go where? I haven't just paid off MY credit card! I'll go!

Leila I never thought you would have hated me like you do I always told you the truth we were always spent our birthdays together yesterday was no
from an 803 phone number, Friday, July 23, 5:22 PM EST

So I texted this woman back to say that Leila didn't get her text and she should resend it by pulling Leila's name out of her contacts list. Then she replied as follows:

Who is this please tell Leila I love you
from an 803 phone number, Friday, July 23, 5:29 PM EST

It occurred to me that she wasn't exactly getting the picture. So I called her. We proceeded to have a maybe ten-minute conversation in which I tried, hopelessly, to explain why Leila wasn't getting her texts, and that, no, I did not know Leila, and Leila was not here with me, and Leila may have been avoiding her, or she may simply have not received her texts. For whatever it's worth, 803 is Leila's mother, and she lives in South Carolina. I never got her name.

DUDE THAT CAMCORDER IS AROUND $250 ON EBAY! AHHHH!
from a 336 phone number, Friday, July 23, 4:54 PM EST

AHHHH THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY! OR MAYBE A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR A CAMCORDER! I DON'T KNOW, I HAVEN'T BOUGHT A CAMCORDER RECENTLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDanZBJtsE&feature=youtube_gdata
from an 803 phone number, Friday, July 23, 3:59 PM EST

This is the URL for the video for the Official Remix of a song called Nina Bonita. Why this has been sent to me, I still don't know. Here's a link, if you want to experience the joy along with me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDanZBJtsE&feature=youtube_gdata.