Saturday, October 29, 2011

Hey....how do i go about possibly renting the social hall
ReBecca (I am second +)

from a 570 phone number, Friday, October 14, 10:11 AM EST

First you have to prove that you deserve it. We don't rent this social hall to just any old shlub. Demonstrate why we would benefit from you holding your event at the social hall. Then we'll talk money.
FWD: Fw: Hey my friend has vicoden n brand name percocet if ur interested
from a 937 phone number, Wednesday, October 12, 11:18 PM EST

A surprising number of Leilas are tangentially involved in the drug trade these days.
hey lady. do you need a overhead hair dryer and some dishes?
from a 407 phone number, Wednesday, October 12, 9:16 PM EST

No, and also, you're really not selling them here. Say something like, "The dishes are really pretty," or, "The hair dryer works surprisingly fast." Convince me!
- Puss and boots
- Dolphin Tale
-Jhonny english reborn
- cars 2
- something borrowed

from a 610 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 6:44 AM EST

It is hard to tell what the guiding principle is here, other than "a list of movies that I do not want to watch."
Hi Leila! Its Anya! I got a phone 4 an early bday present! I am not aloud 2 text ALOT, bcuz my parents only want e texting 4 emergencies, but I just
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 3:00 PM EST

Wanted to say hi to you! :)
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 11, 3:02 PM EST

Oh, yeah, Anya's parents. Way to lay down the law. Anya is definitely abiding by your rules already.
Give me it
from a 513 phone number, Friday, October 14, 3:44 PM EST

Stop fiteing you to
from a 513 phone number, Friday, October 14, 4:26 PM EST

When are parents going to realize that, when their children are silent in the backseat, it is only because they are fighting via text message, not because they have actually declared peace?
Want to meet @ radio room for happy hour?
from a 503 phone number, Friday, October 14, 8:04 PM EST

Radio Room is a bar in Portland, which is also where a 503 area code is from. According to Yelp, they have a make-your-own bloody mary bar.
there is left over chicken from quesidias the other night pull that out a tortilla ad chees from freezer and heat in microwave for about 45 seconds or 1
from a 404 phone number, Saturday, October 15, 11:46 AM EST

Leila has reached the age where her mother will leave her alone for a couple hours on a Saturday, but she has not yet reached the age where her mother trusts her to do absolutely anything without accidentally killing or starving herself.
This game is getting ridiculous. The Griz r giving this game away.
from a 909 phone number, Saturday, October 15, 3:47 PM EST

Presumably The Montana Grizzlies? Presumably football?
Heyaaaa. I think im gonna go to the claremont farmers market today if u wanna meet up!
from a 909 phone number, Sunday, October 16, 11:58 AM EST

In Claremont, California. California is so verdant. They get to have farmers markets year-round.
My lips are still so refreshed!!!
from a 407 phone number, Sunday, October 16, 2:24 PM EST

I often feel similar levels of enthusiasm after applying vaseline.
TU PAPA ESTA ESPERANDO Q LO LLAMES PARA P Para iete arego jerte
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, October 16, 6:32 PM EST

YOUR FATHER IS WAITING something CALL FOR something something something.
Mr hanson just said: "kelty im dependig on your blatant honesty!"
from a 707 phone number, Monday, October 17, 10:15 AM EST

"Tell me, Kelty, and be blatantly honest, as is your wont: What is 7 x 7?"
Oh and bad news: Melanie has no family so far and there are just 7 days left. BAD BAD NEWS FOR ME UGH
from a 617 phone number, Tuesday, October 18, 12:38 PM EST

I assume they are trying to find an adoptive family for Melanie before her deadline. My question is, is Melanie a stray dog or an orphaned child? Either way, I agree with 617's assessment: This is bad bad news.
hey im going to subway what kind do you want?
~XOXO~

from a 928 phone number, Tuesday, October 18, 4:27 PM EST

Ugh. Do I have to? Can I just get a cookie there? I pretty much only trust their cookies.
Hi..hope u r safe at home n warm..we lost power over an hour ago..hope all is ok...kids send love & hugs..
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, October 29, 2:45 PM EST

Whoa, I thought NYC had it bad because it was snowing on Halloweekend. But at least we still have power here! Otherwise I would not only have to suffer through a snowstorm in a white unitard and oaktag unicorn's horn, but also I would be unable to update the Leila Texts. The horror.
be sure to check ur teethe for poppy seeds
from a 404 phone number, Wednesday, October 19, 7:29 AM EST

This is always good advice. Doubly so when you are going on television.
Omg that was sooo weird i wish u were going into the store!! then we could look at heels and clothes!! luv yo! did u hear what i was singing it was wiggle
from a 978 phone number, Friday, October 21, 5:02 PM EST

I think this is what boys imagine girls talk like. "We could look at heels and clothes!!" Oh, girls. With their "hobbies."
Hi Leila- thanks for your prayers! Once again! They worked! Reminded of 1 Cor 13- ! Love anf praying for you and what we walked about yesterday!
from a 570 phone number, Friday, October 21, 7:58 PM EST

The text of 1 Corinthians 13, for those of us who are less Christian than 570 and Leila.
Kobe peed upstairs by the stairs i didnt have time to clean it. I didnt take him outside since he peed so he needs to go out to poop when u get home
from a 702 phone number, Friday, October 21, 8:00 PM EST

Laziest dog-sitter EVER.
where are you? I'm at fhcrc. you find a ride?
from a 269 phone number, Friday, October 21, 9:10 PM EST

The Fred Hutchinson Cancer Research Center, in Seattle. Hopefully 269 is a researcher, and not a patient.
FWD: janny look 4 larry king special today on cnn he comes bac fr retirement 2 interview johnny depp it just started here @ 5
from an 808 phone number, Saturday, October 22, 8:04 PM EST

And here is the episode on youtube, if you are as excited about this news as 808 is.
Do you want to do the corn maze tommorow night?
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, October 22, 8:58 PM EST

Yes! I love maize mazes. I did one two weekends ago and it only took us 25 minutes. That said, we may have cheated.
530 DA BUS LEAVES Da mall
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, October 23, 7:05 PM EST

There is no way I'm going to be done at the American Eagle by 5:30. I'm sorry. I'm just not.
doing steam fish tonite.... 6 turtles
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, October 23, 8:25 PM EST

Eating steamed fish for dinner seems fine to me. Eating steamed turtles, however, gives me pause.
I got a 78 again
from a 330 phone number, Monday, October 24, 2:59 PM EST

Maybe you should try a little harder. One C+ is fine, but two C+s in a row is really nothing to write home about.
do you want avon i am ordering
from a 706 phone number, Monday, October 24, 5:43 PM EST

I don't know, Avon always makes me think of Edward Scissorhands. I think I feel more comfortable just sticking to my local Sephora. But thanks.
Heyy call me "ok"
from a 541 phone number, Monday, October 24, 7:54 PM EST

"Sure" thing. That'll definitely "happen."
It duz i have 2 bros and 1 sis
~AVENGED SEVENFOLD ROCKS :)~

from a 762 phone number, Tuesday, October 25, 4:56 PM EST

Avenged Sevenfold is a band. As their name may indicate, they play heavy metal. I just listened to one of their songs, and personally I do not think that they rock, but I admit that I'm not their target audience.
Why cant you answer our texts?? Phone dead as usual??? Why do I get the feeling that you dont have the money to pay it?
from an 859 phone number, Tuesday, October 25, 6:03 PM EST

What a bitch. Leila has PLENTY of money to pay her phone bill. She isn't answering you because she isn't receiving your texts. Also because she thinks you are judgmental and critical.
Hi Leila can u get me some white out on the way home
from a 408 phone number, Tuesday, October 25, 7:21 PM EST

Wite Out seems to be one of those products that was very useful for a time and now, thanks to the availability of personal computers and printers, is probably not so useful. But what do I know. Clearly it is still useful to 408.
Ugly
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 7:57 PM EST

You're not much to look at yourself, 978.
Home now. everything is good. good meds in lala land
from a 605 phone number, Friday, October 28, 6:18 PM EST

Sleeping pills?
You guys going to the game tonight?
from an 865 phone number, Saturday, October 29, 12:15 PM EST

Um, no. It is the Saturday before Halloween, a.k.a "Halloweekend." This is not a night for viewing sports games. This is a night for costumes, apple-bobbing, and French kisses with masked strangers.
Call me. You were suppose to be home. Did you go for those papers? mom
from a 505 phone number, Monday, October 10, 7:10 PM EST

Call me. The car needs to be seen. Mom
from a 505 phone number, Friday, October 28, 1:02 PM EST

Aren't you coming yet? mom
from a 505 phone number, Saturday, October 29, 12:04 PM EST

Does Leila's mother have any idea how demanding and critical she sounds in text message? If I were Leila, I would be late to meeting this woman, too.
Ok when wine came it is 1/2bottle of a big bottle.GUESST the name on the bottle for winey? My boy friends last name hahn!!! Now guess how much!!! 15. The s
from a 712 phone number. Friday, October 21, 10:56 AM EST

Hay i got a buss_st. And guess what no one to talk to. I'm learning the hard way yet.txt so i know your their. I miss a muchhhhh.
from a 712 phone number, Friday, October 21, 10:57 AM EST

Ok i wen to supper and i thought i will have one of little bottle of wine! Order healthy choice/bad/wine/ thinking glass/bottle like what we had!!!!
from a 712 phone number, Friday, October 21, 10:58 AM EST

Super-unclear. We know that 712 drank some wine, for sure. We know that her boyfriend's last name is Hahn. We know that she got a bus seat but no one to talk to. We have absolutely no idea what "healthy choice/bad/wine/ thinking glass/bottle like what we had" is. That could be anything at all.
We need more girlfriends
from a 336 phone number, Monday, October 24, 9:40 PM EST

We're in this polygamous dating community, and our peers are constantly making fun of us for having only one girlfriend at a time. Like, what are we supposed to do, take her out Friday and Saturday nights?
Ill give you a gram to work for me tonight. Please i got so much more mopro to do Im desperate
from a 763 phone number, Wednesday, October 26, 12:59 PM EST

And i will also cover one shift on equal hours over thanksgiving break if you do it today..
from a 763 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 5:22 PM EST

Just to clarify: I am fairly certain that 763 is offering Leila drugs in exchange for her taking over his shift at work. Literally, drugs. That is the kind of free-market economy that we live in.
Is Ericka Wesson ur friend Ericka? She wants to FB friend me but I am really cautious abt who sees my info so I wanted to ck
from a 928 phone number, Wednesday, October 26, 4:28 PM EST

What is Austin's address so I can send him card?
from a 928 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 6:49 PM EST

This is a good example of online safety. I think facebook will steal your information and identity regardless, but I respect that you're trying.
Theres this sticky note on the ground and it says ur name on it
from a 408 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 5:47 PM EST

My brothers charger fits but can i give it 2 u on monday cause i just remebered that my brother doesnt have prac and hw has a football game tomarrow
from a 408 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 6:49 PM EST

Il trade u this phone 4 the blue backpack
from a 408 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 7:37 PM EST

Ill trade u this phone 4 my zebra print backpack
from a 408 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 10:10 PM EST

Did u get in trouble im soooo sorry did he take away the phone
from a 408 phone number, Friday, October 28, 5:49 PM EST

Wat do u think the code is cause i just tried it and it said to wait 60min and thats a whole hour
from a 408 phone number, Friday, October 28, 6:6 PM EST

In my day, there have been some backpacks that I wanted, sure. Never enough that I would trade a cell phone for them, but, sure, I guess I see where 408 is coming from.
Heyy in trob
from a 541 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 9:08 PM EST

Heyy hes mad and cant spend night maby
from a 541 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 9:15 PM EST

YES!
from a 541 phone number, Thursday, October 27, 9:19 PM EST

He can't spend the night? Or he won't, because he's mad? If the latter: That is unacceptable. Make amends. We have a slumber party planned.
Lets text each other
from a 310 phone number, Friday, October 28, 11:26 PM EST

Text me
from a 310 phone number, Friday, October 28, 11:28 PM EST

When you reach a certain age (14), you can stay up pretty much as late as you please, but you can't actually DO anything. For this crowd, text messaging really is the height of Friday-night fun.