Sunday, May 8, 2011

Wassup Sitter. When jonathan asked me what my name was, i said i had just got there.
from a 302 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 5:36 PM EST

And that's funny, get it? Because "I had just got there" isn't someone's name!

...Unless it is someone's name.
know ur busy but will u check see if jeff put my hours in 4 keying & also clocked n 4 10:30 everyday
from a 256 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 6:24 PM EST

You and Jeff have cheated the system for long enough. If you're not there at 10:30, you need to stop flirting with Jeff to make him say that you were. Not only is it abusing the storied time-clock system, but also it is abusing Jeff's sad unrequited crush on you.
happy mothers day
from a 732 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 11:55 AM EST

Happy Mothers day!!!
from a 323 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 12:20 PM EST

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. Best present ever is to have the kids graduating.
from an 818 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 2:37 PM EST

I WISH YOU ALL A WONDERFUL AND HAPPY MOTHERS DAY YOU ALL LEARNED FROM THE BEST! LOVE YOU ALL STEVE
from a 319 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 10:16 AM EST

And a happy Mother's Day to you, too!
I think mom and chuck r gunna get a divorse
Dr.Octagonapus!
BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!

from a 717 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 3:09 PM EST

Can i come over in about 5 min
Dr.Octagonapus!
BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!

from a 717 phone number, Sunday, May 8, 7:33 PM EST

Well, Dr. Octagonapus, that is a cheery thought for Mother's Day. I'm sure your mom is thrilled.
can i get the photos off my friends facebook page do i tag? it wont let me down load them
Sandy

from a 908 phone number, Friday, May 6, 2:19 AM EST

Yeah, I was also having this problem! Come on, facebook, stop changing shit around.
Hey can u hang out today? Cuz i am going to kyles game at butter field and after i can walk to your house
from an 801 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 9:25 AM EST

It is SO OBVIOUS that 801 is a middle school boy with a crush on Leila, only he can't come right out and SAY that he likes her, so he has to be like, "Oh, yeah, I'm just in the neighborhood-- you know, 'cause I'm going to Kyle's game, not because of YOU."
Ur funny u put popcorn popper on backwards silly
Cindy

from a 585 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 10:53 AM EST

Stop being such a bitch, Cindy. It's not Leila's fault she doesn't know how to work a popcorn popper.
Mammogram was good:)
from a 484 phone number, Wednesday, May 4, 5:46 PM EST

Good-- that's what we like to hear!
Doesnt the girl buy the guy a corsage for prom?
from a 484 phone number, Friday, May 6, 2:18 PM EST

No... I think the guy buys the girl a corsage, and the girl buys the guy a boutonniere. I mean, otherwise the guy is wearing a bracelet of flowers all night, which is kind of femme.
At jazz fest over 250000 people here it pack
from a 573 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 1:08 PM EST

That's this thing! I have never been to New Orleans, but this seems really cool.
What subjects do we have today
from a 247 phone number, Tuesday, May 3, 6:57 AM EST

Once again, Leila is the only thing standing between 347 and expulsion. 347 needs to learn a little self-reliance, in my opinion.
Hey i got a new phone and i lost a bunch of text msg. Cam u text me all those pics for when rob was in town? If u still have them. And there a pic u sent
from a 423 phone number, Monday, May 2, 8:21 PM EST

Those incriminating photos of you and Rob spray painting mailboxes? Yeah, okay, I'll text them.
Mun~eca se comio un platano a morsiscos!
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 12:11 PM EST

Hotdog craker half slice cheese milk
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 1:55 PM EST

Aprendiendo a silvar!
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 2:56 PM EST

Tu o rich recogen a gigi
from a 239 phone number, Thursday, May 5, 4:03 PM EST

To much fun w gigi
from a 239 phone number, Friday, May 6, 10:36 AM EST

No work tomrw
from a 239 phone number, Friday, May 6, 3:34 PM EST

How rude!
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 9:24 PM EST

Type baby showe
from a 239 phone number, Saturday, May 7, 11:28 PM EST

Despite all these messages, I have no idea what is going on in 239's life, except that she knows someone named Gigi. Everything else is like disconnected puzzle pieces.