Saturday, February 19, 2011

Come into my room, RIGHT NOW
from 412 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:02 PM EST

Is this how people proposition Leilas these days? Romance is dead.
Do you want to go out tonight with shell me and maybe malika to ferndale to see boogie dyno and mega 80's band. Bring a friend.
from a 248 phone number, Saturday, February 19, 10:04 AM EST

Yeah! Let's do it!

If you guys want to come too, here's the myspace page for Mega 80s" and for Boogie Dynomite. S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night!
I will do the missoin so i will see what moshling u get!ok
from a 347 phone number, Friday, February 18, 8:28 PM EST

Apparently, these are moshlings:



So, now we know.
I <3 MADDIE'S SQUIRRELS
from a 443 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 6:26 AM EST

Me, too.
the woman said she bought one at cosco for $ 99.00 Thanks though.
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, February 16, 3:08 PM EST

What costs $99 at Costco? A pack of three lawnmowers?
Paul Cafari is many thimgs but he is mostly awesome! he has a friend named Anthony, i dont know what his name is but im sure paul knows!
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:42 PM EST

paula likes a girl on my bus named kayla larenco. I persoally dont like her.At all! i still have a major cruch on him. but i usually dont make signs.
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:44 PM EST

see what happened was we were holdimg onto the grass meaning we were nice to each other infact when i used to get off the buss he wuld smile at me
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

but i was holding onto the grass too but we got in a big fight and he even totally let go and so did i.
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

paul is in fith grade now wich means he will be in middle school next year wich means he wont be on my bus and i cant live that long without cing him
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:49 PM EST

i think paula doesnt like me because im obnoxtous and mean and loud. if i could have one wish it would be for him to be my boyfriend
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:51 PM EST

i will tell him the truth that i really do love him. now you can see that paul cafari really is awesome and if any girl " jacki!" never mind.
-k+j

from a 732 phone number, Friday, February 18, 10:56 PM EST

I LOVE THIS SERIES OF TEXT MESSAGES. I love everything about them. I was out with some friends as these were coming in, and on of my friends asked if I was going to reply this girl to let her know that Leila wasn't receiving her texts. I was like, "HELL, NO. I am not writing back to this girl until I hear the end of this story." "i cant live that long without cing him"? "if i could have one wish it would be for him to be my boyfriend"? This is so romantic!
Tried to call u back i've been here by tomorrow am 36 hours then do another 4 hour & back here for overnight...i'm tired out.
People Helper

from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 6:17 PM EST

Hello did you leave me?
People Helper

from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 7:48 PM EST

Both sons are here now. He has edema all through his body. Left arm very swollen.bottom of legs swelled too. He kinda didnt respond to voice
People Helper

from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 10:36 PM EST

Voices tonight. Keith here in 30 minutes. I dont think its very long. Color is bad too...yellowish
People Helper

from a 607 phone number, Thursday, February 17, 10:37 PM EST

This is very sad. My grandmother had edema, too. It was very upsetting to see. It sounds like People Helper is an aide or nurse.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

barackman Im getting haircut today
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 4:37 PM EST

baraCkman Im writing in my spy/thoughts/journal/poem/pretty much evrything notebook. Whatcha doin?
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 5:21 PM EST

barackman Roger roger roger leila btw idk who roger is where r u whatcha doin?
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 7:30 PM EST

barackman Some indian guy just called me twice. I did not know what the heck he was saying.omg the Indian man who triedto steal rosie is back!
from a 917 phone number, Friday, February 11, 5:44 PM EST

So that just about accounts for the past few days in the life of 917. Seriously, though, I used to have a notebook like the one she's describing. It was awesome. I had a lot more observations at the time. Now I mostly just have a Leila Texts blog.
Hey!!! watcha doin fatass
;) Maddy (;

from a 760 phone number, Wednesday, February 9, 10:15 PM EST

omgie thats exactly wat miguel just asked me
MADDY :)

from a 760 phone number, Friday, February 11, 10:10 PM EST

im srry 4 txtin miguel and i wont do it again :)
MADDY :)

from a 760 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 12:45 AM EST

srry for txtn miguel! it will never happen again! i sholdnt b txtin ur bf! srry
MADDY :)

from a 760 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 1:50 AM EST

Guess wat!!!!....... i was txtin matt and nick!!!! wow!!!!! still cant believe it!!!!!!!!!!! Awww cant wait to have a boyfriend
MADDY :)

from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, February 15, 10:29 AM EST

There was some Miguel-related drama over the weekend that doesn't interest me terribly, but Maddy's most recent text, from today, is just about the cutest thing I've ever read. I had forgotten that texting with boys could be so exciting, but sometimes it really is.
I do feel buter
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, February 9, 11:51 PM EST

Buter. It's like better. Only for butts.
Happppppppy birthdaaaaay leilaaa love yooou.
from a 774 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 6:17 AM EST

"You know, just texting 'happy birthday leila love you' looks so... weak. There's no way that will stand out amongst all the birthday texts Leila is bound to get today. Wait, I know! I'll make every word in that message super-long! And also I'll send it incredibly early in the morning, before Leila is even awake! This plan will be sure to help me stand out in the crowd."
How long was your explication for the poem we had to read?
from a 330 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 9:45 PM EST

Twelve pages. Single spaced. GOOD FUCKING LUCK.
I want to do a bowling nite very soon. Let me know what works for you guys.
from a 650 phone number, Friday, February 11, 11:18 PM EST

People want to have bowling nights so often! I do not understand it. It costs as much money as a private karaoke room yet provides far fewer opportunities to sing "The Sign."
R yor ears pierced
from a 512 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 1:29 PM EST

Yes. You are the only loser without pierced ears. Now you know.
Imm at piano hate ir
from a 347 phone number, Saturday, February 12, 2:34 PM EST

Despite the typos, I understand exactly what 347 means. I think we all do. Except for those of us who are, like, Jerry Lee Lewis.
Hey. Sorry to bug you. But did you get my text. can you work tomorrow night. Unless you got a date. I understand. Just trying everyone. No one can work.
from a 209 phone number, Sunday, February 13, 11:14 PM EST

Gawd, seriously, 209? Seriously. You would even ask me-- Me, Leila, the most popular girl you know!-- if I could work tomorrow night? No, of course I can't. "Unless you got a date." Of COURSE I got a date. Is it a day of the week ending in "Y"? Then I'm busy. You should be sorry to bug me.
Hey r u goin to do any thing for the talent
from a 240 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 3:58 PM EST

R u watchin the grammys
Justine whiten

from a 240 phone number, Sunday, February 13, 6:48 PM EST

I've actually received like a dozen texts from this girl over the past week or so, but I deleted most of them because they just weren't that interesting, and, you know, I only have room for so many texts in my phone's inbox. Anyway: No, I was not watchin the grammys. Were you?
Eating at Shipyards
from a 407 phone number, Sunday, February 13, 5:35 PM EST

407 is metro-Orlando, so this texter is likely referring to the Shipyard Brewport, located in the Orlando airport. I wonder if they had an outgoing flight, or if they just drove to the airport for some dinner and 'brew.'
Will u come and do that thing that u did yestyrday zee wont do it shes emberresed
from a 313 phone number, Sunday, February 13, 1:20 PM EST

What did Leila do yesterday? Burp the alphabet, or perform a drunken striptease?
tell elyse thankyou - i am getting that girl some itunes cards :-) good practice tonight - tell miss K great job.
from a 619 phone number, Tuesday, February 8, 10:45 PM EST

turtles tanning at cal tech
from a 619 phone number, Sunday, February 13, 1:25 PM EST

I would also accept some iTunes cards, by the way. And some turtles tanning at Cal Tech. Please and thank you.
My mom wont let me have a facebook!!
I AM ZIM!

from a 248 phone number, Tuesday, February 8, 8:02 PM EST

While I'm of the mind that every good little boy or girl is entitled to his or her own facebook account, I'm going to have to side with Mom on this one. As long as you're calling it "a facebook," 248, you shouldn't have facebook.
FWD: Fwd: FWD: FWD:I love U! (: if u ruin this chain u will be single for 4yrs send to 10 buddiez &you'll get an unexpected txt in 5 mins -Usher is amzing
from a 607 phone number, Tuesday, February 8, 5:52 PM EST

Often I don't post simple chain texts because they tend to be unremarkable, but check out that sig line. "Usher is amzing"? What is this, 2001?
Honey i'm sorry i was a bum tonight =( i'm jus gettin a lil stressed wit all the work....love u baby!! Miss u!
from an 856 phone number, Tuesday, February 8, 11:06 AM EST

Good morning sweetheart! How are u feeling this morning? Hope ur doin ok honey...i love u!
from an 856 phone number, Thursday, February 10, 10:23 AM EST

Hey baby i cant help but think of u during these song! U go and save the best for last....yea i could see us dancing to that!!
from an 856 phone number, Tuesday, February 15, 12:20 PM EST

856 and Leila seem to have an extremely loving romantic relationship. And also a large number of affectionate pet names for each other.
Were u mad at me today?? u didnt talk 2 me at all!
from a 920 phone number, Tuesday, February 15, 4:54 PM EST

Not only did Leila not talk to you at all today, but also now she is ignoring your text messages. What does this mean??