Send the picture to my moms phone "ILL NaNa"
from a 559 phone number, Monday, July 14, 10:21 PM

559's mom must be like 27 years old, in order for her to be this "with it." If you sent a picture to my mom's phone, she would have no idea how to open it. And if you called her "ill," she not only wouldn't realize that you meant she was cool, she might also take an ibuprofen.

imma make it juicy for yaaa.(:
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, July 13, 9:17 PM

Is this the same kind of "juicy" as the Leila who needed juicy to get loosey goosey? Or is this a different type of juicy? How many meanings of "juicy" are there?

eyyy
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, July 13, 1:21 AM

Thanks for texting a Leila, Fonzie.

hi this is giannibelle text me back
from a 407 phone number, Saturday, July 12, 3:18 PM

text me back please
from a 407 phone number, Saturday, July 12, 3:24 PM

Sometimes this culture of instant gratification annoys the hell out of me. Giannibelle, if you asked Leila to text you back, you don't need to ask again only six minutes later. Probably she just hasn't gotten around to it yet. If one of my actual friends sent me this series of text messages, I would be like, "Leave me the fuck alone. I am trying to lead my life here."

Also: Have you ever met anyone named Giannibelle? Because I have not.

are you there
*hannah*
from an 812 phone number, Saturday, July 12, 1:53 PM

no
*leila*