R u going to c justin?
Prema
from a 740 phone number, Sunday, October 24, 7:17 PM EST

Guys! It's Prema! She's BACK! It's been more than four months since we last heard from Prema. We were all missing her, I know.

This text message doesn't quite fill us in on where Prema's been since June. But, hey, it's a start.

Tell mom that i am mad i waited a longtime 2 c that movie
from a 313 phone number, Sunday, October 24, 6:47 PM EST

No way am I telling Mom that. You know she always shoots the messenger. If you're mad, then you take it up with the lady of the house.

Gud job at da game
from an 817 phone number, Friday, October 22, 7:12 PM EST

It's true, I scored a touchdown. Or whatever sport Leila plays.

hey wat up r u at karens house already
from a 323 phone number, Friday, October 22, 5:51 PM EST

In other news, 323 continues to allow Leila no privacy.

He 4got yu! Hahahahahahaha fukkin hillarious!
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 2:25 PM EST

Who yu texting? Not me?
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 6:34 PM EST

Isat MaryBeth!? If anyone questions yu... Yu have no idea! Got it!?
from a 623 phone number, Friday, October 22, 6:56 PM EST

Cant stop thinkin about Devon wanting to fuck my womon! Im not usually the jealous type. WTF!?
from a 623 phone number, Saturday, October 23, 11:57 AM EST

Now that he's suggested it, I, too, can't stop thinking about Devon wanting to fuck 623's womon.