Monday, January 16, 2012

Clue 1 :smelly and small space
from a 312 phone number, Saturday, January 21, 6:43 PM EST

A 19-year-old boy's college dorm room!
Omg i just saw mrs. morris when i was shopping 4 groceries w my mom!?!?!?!?!
from a 714 phone number, Monday, January 9, 8:12 PM EST

NO FUCKING WAY. Mrs. Morris eats groceries?!?! I thought she was a robot.
Roll tide roll.
from a 205 phone number, Monday, January 9, 11:24 PM ESTM

Go University of Alabama athletics, especially football!
I miss you so much mom by the way this is rachael speaking
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:35 PM EST

Mom did ypu get my message
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:38 PM EST

I mean she threw up this morning
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 9, 10:54 PM EST

I was laughing in mr graves class and he said that he would call you
from a 662 phone number, Saturday, January 14, 1:54 PM EST

Missing your mom, getting in trouble in Mr. Graves' class, and vomit, all adds up to a pretty crappy week for poor Rachael.
I LOST MY IPOD
from a 541 phone number, Tuesday, January 10, 7:07 PM EST

Hi can u get my ipod from carla
from a 541 phone number, Wednesday, January 11, 9:48 AM EST

CRISIS AVERTED.
Hi can you send me a pic of malia i want to see her?
from a 407 phone number, Wednesday, January 11, 4:30 PM EST

Easy. That's what the internet is for.

Funny. U have a migrain and i think i have aconcussion. I fell and banged my head on the sink and almost went to hospital.
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 1:32 PM EST

What a goddamn one-upper. "You have a migraine? Big deal. I MAYBE HAVE A CONCUSSION!" I feel like I just got a text message from Penelope.
Moriah Jan.22nd
Ciera April26th
David Jan.28th

Right!

from an 828 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 2:32 PM EST

Happy almost-birthday, Moriah and David! (Leila, you might want to get on buying those birthday presents. Now.)
Haha wow :P but apparently u can have fun with "the animal" and do anything at the same time :P
from a 908 phone number, Thursday, January 12, 3:55 PM EST

See, unlike "HAVE A BLESSED DAY!" this is a great use of quotation marks.
I bet you're having a blast!
"HAVE A BLESSED DAY!"

from a 540 phone number, Friday, January 13, 10:15 AM EST

When she puts "HAVE A BLESSED DAY!" in quotation marks like that-- whom exactly is she quoting?
Mike and leila together for ever...lol
from a 315 phone number, Sunday, January 15, 1:01 PM EST

Stop and pose
from a 315 phone number, Sunday, January 15, 1:01 PM EST

Hi i left myhand thing at you house
from a 315 phone number, Monday, January 16, 3:32 PM EST

Mike and I are not together forever, and you will not get your hand thing back until you take that back. TAKE IT BACK!
I think she was lieing but she said if u stay with her then she will buy us something
from a 714 phone number, Monday, January 16, 8:13 PM EST

"Okay, she was probably lying, but what if you agreed to stay with her and she bought us both iPods?! Wouldn't that be worth it? I mean, I know her house is filled with bedbugs. And she's lying. But just think about the bit where we might get something for free."