Saturday, August 8, 2009

Hey pretty since its so nice outside lets do 6 looking forward to seeing you mmmmm
from a 973 phone number, Saturday, August 8, 1:05 PM

It WAS so nice outside today! I wonder what 973 and Leila are doing at 6 that takes advantage of the nice weather. Maybe a picnic?
Can,t wate intill i get home. I love you.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:23 PM

Get out side.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:24 PM

i love you daddy.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:36 PM

Would you get off of me.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:37 PM

Can you get off of me please.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:39 PM

Come over here At the boling With us.please i love you.
from a 361 phone number, Friday, August 7, 11:23 PM

Maybe 361 is mute, and that's why he can't just tell Leila to get off of him. But if he's mute and has to communicate only through the written word, then wouldn't he learn to spell a little better? Also, "I love you daddy?" Leila = not your daddy.
Don't waste your touch ! You wont feel anything.. or were you sent to save me ... ?
from a 703 phone number, Friday, August 7, 5:22 PM

I am so out of touch. Is this a popular song? It is not very good.

Friday, August 7, 2009

When I get around beautiful girl I can't talk
from a 623 phone number, Friday, August 7, 3:14 PM

I have this problem around beautiful guys. I'm glad to know 623 and I have this in common. Maybe, if we ever met, we wouldn't be able to talk to each other.
Go to the pool
:)

from a 281 phone number, Friday, August 7, 1:43 PM

I would love to, 281. You know what? You point me in the direction of a pool, and I will GLADLY go there.
Still cranky ?
from a 703 phone number, Friday, August 7, 11:20 AM

Yes. But how did 703 know?
hey there im assuming ur still asleep but im on my way to tutoring and i was wondering if when im done youd wanna hang ill check my phone during my breaks
from a 978 phone number, Friday, August 7, 9:10 AM

Even more with the summer jobs! Summertime rocks.
Hi Uncle david i love you love leila.
from a 361 phone number, Thursday, August 6, 11:38 PM

This is weird. It sounds like a text message FROM Leila TO David. But actually, it is FROM someone (maybe David, maybe not) TO Leila. I don't get it. Maybe someone is texting Leila the exact words to say to her Uncle David?
hey leila is there any chance u can work next sunday i have a wedding shower...ill take one of your other days.
from a 734 phone number, Thursday, August 6, 3:49 PM

Not this sun..next sun
from a 734 phone number, Thursday, August 6, 3:58 PM

These texts remind me of my halcyon days of summer retails jobs. They were halcyon, but I can't honestly say I miss them.
hey how come you dont like me any more?
from a 214 phone number, Thursday, August 6, 11:50 AM

It was probably cruel of me to ignore this text. Oops.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Im getting a vizsla puppy in december
from a 240 phone number, Wednesday, August 5, 7:28 PM



Two image postings in two days. Seriously. What sort of a blog is The Leila Texts turning into?
Hi its haley s on maias phone sup y havent u txted her back
from an 860 phone number, Wednesday, August 5, 4:27 PM

MAIA: "Why hasn't Leila texted me back yet? Why? WHY?"
HALEY: "I don't know, why don't you text again and ask her?"
MAIA: "I CAN'T! She obviously HATES me!"
HALEY: "She does not hate you. Just text her and ask why--"
MAIA: "NO SHE HATES ME!"
HALEY: "Okay, fine. Give me your phone. I will text Leila and ask why she hasn't texted you back yet. For the love of God, Maia, you are such a spaz."
FWD: Did billy pay 250 and sign up 4 orientation?please do not forget accomodation papers too
from a 703 phone number, Tuesday, August 4, 10:55 PM

Sounds like little Billy's off to college!

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

jean webster is going 2 b there this wked have fun
from an 850 phone number, Tuesday, August 4, 9:13 PM

I wonder if this is sarcastic, like, "Ha, you're going to have to spend the whole weekend with Jean Webster. Haaave fuuuun!"
what is the style of dansko clogs you want?
from a 503 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 8:00 PM



I bet you guys thought I didn't even know the html to insert an image in this blog, huh? Well, I do. I used to have a myspace account, you know, just like you.
Do you wanna go to the mall tomorrow? i need back-2-school make up
from a 631 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 3:23 PM

Honey, it's early August. I don't know what the heck kind of school you go to, but it is not back-2-school season yet, no matter where you are. Stop trying to rob me of my summer.
did u guys lleave yet? we r just now leaving
cayla<3you

from an 858 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:00 PM

Geez, everybody wants to know where I'm going, when I'm leaving... What a night for stalkers!
its mallory
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 12:56 PM

where are you going
from a 571 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:19 PM

Hey Mallory. I don't actually want to tell you where I'm going. No offense.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Also...i really wanna go to zacks..like, im down to finish these drinks slow but i really wanna see his place
from a 952 phone number, Sunday, August 2, 1:12 AM

Ah, party-hopping! Love it.