Tuesday, April 14, 2009

hey guest what i look like a sheep
from a 609 phone number, Tuesday, April 14, 12:58 PM

hey whatz up
from a 609 phone number, Tuesday, April 14, 7:14 PM

I have twice now texted this kid to inform her that her texts are not reaching Leila. At this point I can conclude only that 609 is in fact trying to reach me, because she wants me to know that she looks like a sheep.
Danielle & Brian r still gonna be at the lakehouse tonite. So we rescheduled 6-30 tomorrow. Let me know if it works.
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, April 14, 11:53 AM

Isn't it a bit early in the season for lakehouses? This is a 917 number, which means NYC, and, trust me, I'm in NYC and I would not want to be on a beach today. And I am generally very pro beach houses.
Happy Easter to you & Mama Leila ! Sammy & Swift say hi!
from a 215 phone number, Sunday, April 12, 10:29 AM

And happy Easter to you, dear Leila Texters!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Leavingnebraska
from a 206 phone number, Saturday, April 11, 11:23 AM

206 is not a Nebraska area code (it's in Washington state, which I believe is within a thousand miles of Nebraska, though I have never been to either one). Darling 206, what were you doing in Nebraska? What does anyone do in Nebraska? I don't mean to be bratty and East Coast snobbish here, I am asking innocently: What is there to do for fun in Nebraska? Should I vacation there? Do I have any Nebraska readers to help me out here?
did u get the message i forward to u
from a 609 phone number, Friday, April 10, 12:04 PM

hey buddy whatz up
from a 609 phone number, Friday, April 10, 3:24 PM

hey u going skating tonight
from a 609 phone number, Friday, April 10, 6:46 PM

hey u going skating tonight let me know
from a 609 phone number, Friday, April 10, 7:03 PM

This kid again. Amara! We did not go skating in Saugus this weekend! FAILURE.
Were by the dress rooms says mom
Wilson

from a 989 phone number, Thursday, April 9, 12:52 PM

"Mom says we're by the dress rooms. I'm just taking her word for it. Personally, I look around our location in this store, and I have absolutely no way of telling if we're by the dress rooms or not. Because I am not a woman."
Hey i dont know if i can go tomorrow but ill know if i can go after school so can you wait til then for an answer?
from a 774 phone number, Wednesday, April 8, 9:31 PM

I don't know if I can wait. Maybe. Go where?
Car on 6th @ 15th
from a 201 phone number, Wednesday, April 8, 11:06 AM

Could be a text occurring right down the road from me. I live very close to the intersection of 6th and 15th. Of course, could also be a text occurring in any U.S. city with gridded streets. The only way to tell would have been for me to race down to the corner of 6th and 15th to see if there was a car there or not. But I am sorry to say that I fell down on that job.