Tuesday, June 23, 2009

sup
terminator 3

from a 724 phone number, Tuesday, June 23, 5:12 PM

"Rise of the Machines"? Is this a code for something?
1st drive a boomer! Putting like a champ!
from a 410 phone number, Tuesday, June 23, 11:11 AM

Bring binocs
from a 410 phone number, Tuesday, June 23, 12:27 PM

You guys were totally right! 410 IS texting about golf scores! And maybe s/he is even watching golf? That could explain the "bring binocs" text.
Call me when you get this!
from a 626 phone number, Tuesday, June 23, 11:09 AM

Okay, well, that will be all of NEVER.
Will u definately be here on time? Im going to walmart.
from a 207 phone number, Tuesday, June 23, 9:38 AM

No. I am never anywhere on time.

Monday, June 22, 2009

FWD: Hey what up? You there? Its max.
from a 989 phone number, Monday, June 22, 7:39 PM

Hey, what up, max? Let's hang out!
i called home after u did. told them 2 buy basic phone vic. also open vic own bank acct
from a 408 phone number, Monday, June 22, 10:05 AM

When your parents live on their own, sometimes you just have to call them up and tell them what's what. They value your guidance.
It's a beautiful morning. How's my beautiful friend?
from a 410 phone number, Monday, June 22, 8:27 AM

Teigan - 45 on front 9
from a 410 phone number, Monday, June 22, 2:12 PM

FWD: Back 9 = 43: ttl = 88. Waiting other scores! Very happy!
from a 410 phone number, Monday, June 22, 4:50 PM

What are these numbers? Scores, I suppose, but scores for what? A medical exam? A school test? A sporting competition?
I miss u, Have fun today. Luv u. Keep an eye on new phon
from a 516 phone number, Monday, June 22, 8:02 AM

This is a great text to wake up to! I WILL have fun today; thanks, 516!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

can you go 2 the pool with alison and i on the last day of school @ 3 oclock? if it rains my mom will take us 2 the funplex 2 play magicquest.
from a 973 phone number, Sunday, June 21, 10:38 AM

HELL YES! There's nothing like last day of school celebrations. Why does this sort of thing never happen in the working world?
say hi to susie and michael for us
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, June 20, 11:25 PM

its in sag harbor..on114...will talk to u tomorrow
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, June 20, 11:25 PM

That would be Route 114, which runs through Sag Harbor. The Leila Texts would not be the fact-filled blog it is if not for Google.
Text text text
from a 410 phone number, Saturday, June 20, 2:36 PM

Nope, still not working. Keep trying.
hey im gonna give u 100000000000000000 dollars

MargRod

from a 773 phone number, Saturday, June 20, 12:53 PM

Great. I accept. And then, with that gift, I will fix the US economy. Forever.
Ichegamos bem tomororrow te ligo
from a 248 phone number, Friday, June 19, 11:16 PM

Italian? The syntax looks like Spanish, only I don't know any of those words. Though my not knowing the words doesn't mean that it's NOT Spanish.
Batman
from a 571 phone number, Friday, June 19, 4:31 PM

Is this another 'game'? Like paddidle?
Good morn, my good looking wife @ bff that i love ! where are yall. call me if you can at office I LOVE YOU WONDERFUL
from a 760 phone number, Friday, June 19, 10:43 AM

Shut the fuck up, marrieds.
FWD: FWD: FWD:FWD:FWD: Fwd: Fwd: Do as it says: 2night the 1 u love will suddenly want u, miss u,and fall for u more.Send to 10 ppl or bad luck starts now.
from an 860 phone number, Friday, June 19, 7:13 AM

If I were Fate (which I am most certainly not), I might resent random teenagers claiming to know what will or will not lead to bad luck. But, then, who knows how Fate thinks about these things.
Shimi furst is here
from a 551 phone number, Thursday, June 18, 8:12 PM

Uh, there is no Leila Shimi on facebook, so, like, does this Intended Leila not exist?
hey lady new number katie
from an 845 phone number, Thursday, June 18, 7:30 PM

I don't care, Katie.
hi babe what date is jessica's wedding date? thx
from a 714 phone number, Thursday, June 18, 6:47 PM

Gosh, there are so many summer weddings, you know?
wat time will u be home tommrow from work
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, June 18, 6:07 PM

Personally, I got home from work at 2pm on Friday. Thank you, summer Fridays. But this Intended Leila may not be quite so lucky.
Hi kam has app at one thirty do u have key and are u staying
from a 631 phone number, Thursday, June 18, 12:02 PM

Cryptic. What does Leila's having the key have to do with Kam's 1:30 appointment?
Hey how are u!? How was the greek fest!? Hope all is well!!! Have a great day!
from a 315 phone number, Wednesday, June 17, 3:40 PM

I assume Leila is in a sorority? I can't think of any other reason for having "greek fest."

Also: Nice use of the interrobang.
whats noelias phone..canlt find keena and hee cell is off
from a 302 phone number, Wednesday, June 17, 8:07 AM

I guess Keena must be with Noelia. That's good; if you're going to be lost, it's usually safer to be lost with someone.
padiddle!!!!
from a 270 phone number, Tuesday, June 16, 11:43 PM

Again, this sounds like a fun game only if you're in a car with hot people. And I don't get the impression like Leila is in this car, so where's the thrill in that?