Waz ^
*M@rah*
from a 765 phone number, Saturday, July 11, 2:20 PM

Best way of saying "what's up" ever.

Heyyyyyyy leila i am riding a horse :]
-Tanya-
from a 631 phone number, Saturday, July 11, 12:32 PM

I am impressed that Tanya can text which riding a horse. I can barely ride a horse while riding a horse.

dad said he went into prts of bruno and it was dirty and dad said was like i dont want to u to see it
from a 513 phone number, Friday, July 10, 3:19 PM

This doesn't come as a huge shock to me. I don't have any kids and I haven't seen a single scene of Bruno, but I still know I wouldn't want my kids watching it.

just remember one thing, I truly do love you and I do want to spend the rest of my days with you. whatever you decide will not change that
~ Space Cowboy
from a 631 phone number, Friday, July 10, 3:07 PM

I texted Space Cowboy back. That was probably humiliating for him, to learn that a total stranger had read his declaration of love, but COME ON. It would have been CRUEL not to tell him that Leila never received this.

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Have a GRAND and FABULOUS Day ;) R-
from a 360 phone number, Friday, July 10, 11:33 AM

Receiving birthday texts and emails is possibly the best part about having a birthday. Which makes me feel all the worse about how rarely I send them out to my friends.

ho
from a 772 phone number, Thursday, July 9, 10:03 PM

Couldn't 772 just have texted Leila "10"? Wouldn't that have the same effect?

did u guyz make it to the beach ?
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, July 9, 1:22 PM

aka "Did I miss anything?"

Txt everyone in ur fone n c wat they rate u 1.real 2.ghetto 3.cute 4.big dick 5.wifey 6.fuckable 7.Bff 8.Sexy 9.Hubby 10.Hoe 11.Stuck Up
from a 609 phone number, Thursday, July 9, 12:09 PM

This is the most random assortment of characteristics I can imagine being in a list. Aren't "Sexy" and "fuckable" kind of the same thing? Why would you rate someone as your husband?

As you know if you are a follower of the Leila Texts, I have received a number of iterations of this text. What if 609 got confused because someone texted her back "4," and she thought they were telling her she had a big dick, but really they just meant that she is fun? Can't we standardize this rating system?

and even if i do something that hurts u. u should act all mean to me. and make me cry . and be by my self and lonely all day
from an 858 phone number, Wednesday, July 8, 11:44 PM

I don't think I understand this text. "Even if I do something that hurts you, you should act mean to me"? There are a lot of periods in here that confuse the meaning for me. What do you guys think? Does 858 actually want Leila to act all mean to him? If so, why?

how's things going with your other half? Any better?
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, July 8, 5:38 PM

Does 917 really expect that Leila will be able to provide an update on her marital relations in a 160-character text? No. This is a question that requires a telephone call. Or, at the very least, an email.

Hi Lemmelina!
from a 912 phone number, Wednesday, July 8, 3:49 PM

People do not often call me "Lemmelina," either. From "Leila," it's a bit of a stretch.

i will be going to winston at about 1 on friday. it will be lots of fun! i cant wait to see you miss thang!
from an 828 phone number, Wednesday, July 8, 1:46 PM

People do not often refer to me as "Miss Thang." So far as I know.

I had a dream about smoking a j with matt damon and it was good
from a 303 phone number, Tuesday, July 7, 7:51 PM

Good dream, good text. No complaints on my end.

VZW FREE MSG: Please call Verizon Wireless at 888-821-0284, or press send on your phone, regarding your account.
from a 562 phone number, Monday, July 6, 6:49 PM

got this msg & they won't talk to me
from a 562 phone number, Monday, July 6, 6:49 PM

how r u? For some reason I feel really sad today
from a 562 phone number, Tuesday, July 7, 11:09 AM

Does Verizon really communicate with its customers via text, or is this like 'phishing'? I've been on Verizon for, as you may be able to guess, a LONG time, and they never text me about anything, except for the amount of money they are automatically going to withdraw from my bank account each month. Does anyone else have experience with this sort of text from their phone service provider?

What time you coming home? Is everything ok?
from a 201 phone number, Monday, July 6, 4:06 PM

Yeah. Jeez. Everything is fine. I'll come home when I goshdarn feel like it.

Should b bond...text lindsay maybe
from a 631 phone number, Monday, July 6, 3:30 PM

What should be bond? Maybe they're trying to think of someone's last name, and 631 is like, "I think her last name is Bond, but ask Lindsay; she'll know"?

hi Leila... how long did you need me to water the plants I did it on Saturday and Sunday so far
~Steph~
from a 408 phone number, Monday, July 6, 1:51 PM

What sort of plants are these, that they need to be watered every single day? I am watering plants for my boss while she's on maternity leave, but that's a once-a-week endeavor. If it were every day, I'd let them die.

R u coming !windsor!
from a 619 phone number, Sunday, July 5, 8:20 PM

Leslie cannot join us. r we on for tomorrow?
from a 619 phone number, Sunday, July 5, 8:47 PM

Heck no! If Leslie's not coming, then neither am I!

Hi
GO SC NATIONAL
from an 831 phone number, Sunday, July 5, 12:30 PM

The first google result for "SC NATIONAL" Is for the South Carolina National Heritage Corridor, and it shows an image of a man in a tricornered hat. I am going to assume that's not what 831 was referring to.

Long time no hear from. Hahaha :) hows boot camp??
from a 202 phone number, Saturday, July 4, 4:57 PM

I wonder if Leila is at summer camp, and if 202 is calling it "boot camp" just to be, I don't know, clever.

tesoro where is evrybody am here nnow
from a 215 phone number, Saturday, July 4, 4:10 PM

I wonder where 'here' is, and I'm hoping a 4th of July BBQ.

hey its hannah usin her sisters fone! mckenna told me u and her are both sick! im so sry!
from a 503 phone number, Saturday, July 4, 1:24 PM

If you're going to name your daughter Hannah, Woody Allen effectively ruined the practice of giving her any sisters.