ey well c ya at that party night? kim house
from a 713 phone number, Wednesday, January 5, 4:54 PM EST

y u aint here! crazyness goin on. if u coming pick up lighter fluid on th way. just ran out
from a 713 phone number, Wednesday, January 5, 11:32 PM EST

Lela dont come cops just showd up were leavin kim leaved 2 wear r u?
from a 713 phone number, Thursday, January 6, 1:12 AM EST

This is an absolutely amazing progression of the highs and lows of Kim's party. I am blown away.

there is a teching of revelations tonight at 7 On the 3rd day, Easter! HE rose.
from a 218 phone number, Tuesday, January 4, 4:20 PM EST

Why are we talking about Easter right now? It's January. I know we're all ready for it to be spring so we can wear our spring frocks and Easter hats once again, but seriously, it is JANUARY.

On my birthday first we are going to wait till everybody that i invited to come.then we are going to a place where there are lot's of fun games.
from a 505 phone number, Monday, January 3, 6:45 PM EST

For some reason I read this text message as super-creepy. Like it sounds like something a child in a horror movie would say.

We r coming
from a 404 phone number, Monday, January 3, 12:09 PM EST

Hey srry we havent left....just be redy
from a 404 phone number, Monday, January 3, 12:33 PM EST

Ok acctually on our way....
from 404 phone number, Monday, January 3, 12:37 PM EST

This is so similar to what it's like when I try to meet anyone that it's embarrassing. I swear, guys, 2011: I want to be on time to things this year. I really do.

Hey mama just a reminder dvds lol we are working together tomorrow and when is ur party so i can request off
from a 732 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 9:07 PM EST

Hello just checkin on u u sounded really bad this morning txt me if u need anything
from a 732 phone number, Monday, January 3, 10:53 AM EST

I've said this before, but I find it a little odd when people have their mothers listed in their phones by their first names (in this case, "Leila"). My mama is in my phone as "Mama." That way, if I ever lose my phone, the person who finds it will know whom to call to return it to me. How would the person who found 732's phone know to call Leila?

Did you tell lauren cause well...shes te txting me saying stuff and i just want to know that you already toldh her
from a 248 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 4:09 PM EST

Told Lauren what, exactly? Told Lauren that you HOOKED UP WITH HER EX-BOYFRIEND? (Or something else?)

U r sssooo awesome?!
from a 415 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 2:10 PM EST

Delete that question mark, and yes, I am.

barackman Whats the news u have for me?
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 8:47 AM EST

barackman Roger eila buttcrack!are u home and ready 2 text
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 3:34 PM EST

barackman Come on can u text?
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, January 2, 4:21 PM EST

barackman Hey doing homework u can still text though
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, January 5, 6:01 PM EST

Thankfully, the Barackman-917 interactions never end. Their friendship is the gift that keeps giving.

yo tambien les deseo una buenas noche. sin tiros claro lol
Marisol G
from a 305 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 10:03 PM EST

"I aslso wish you a good night. Without something of course lol"

Remember when you were in middle school Spanish and you had to choose a "Spanish name"? I think mine was Lola. Or Lucia. I don't know why, since it turns out Leila is as Spanish a name as any.

dear logan, you know you can fix me right? sincerely, bottom teeth
from a 770 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:09 PM EST

Does not make any sense, as this was sent to Leila, not Logan. Unless this is an "inside joke" between 770 and Leila about Logan and his fucked-up teeth. In which case: ha, ha, ha, Logan.

all results went ok..just waiting on coumadin to come back
Silvana:)
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 4:02 PM EST

Coumadin is a drug. It seems to treat heart problems. Never claim that the Leila Texts is anything but good for your health.

It's snowing!!!
from a 315 phone number, Friday, December 31, 12:59 PM EST

And apparently they're predicting more snow for this Friday, too. At least where I live, anyway. The problem is, snow on Friday just means that fewer people might come out to your friend's birthday party. It doesn't mean that you get any time off from work. Can we have a Snow Day Observed date?

k what are youll doing
*peace out*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 8:29 PM EST

U just txt what she is saying leila are u talking about me too
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9"03 PM EST

Are me and u not bffs anymore:( that will make me sad
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:48 PM EST

what are youll doing
*Erica &Yada =BFFEAAW*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:53 PM EST

hey hey hey w h a t s u p l e i l a
*Erica &Yada = BFFEAAW*
from a 423 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 10:15 PM EST

No, we are not bffs anymore, and I'm sorry if that makes you sad, but you just told me that you're not BFFEAAW with someone else, which I assume stands for Best Friends Forever And Always WTF.

Hi I love you so much honey pie :-) Lol
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 4:54 PM EST

Oh right your phone is outta battery
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 5:05 PM EST

Omg I like pie
from a 541 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 5:06 PM EST

The first thing I like to do, once I remember that somebody's phone is out of battery, is text them to let them know that I like pie. That way they have a fun message to come back to once their phone is juiced up again.

do u wan't 2 sleep over my house 2 night?
BEVER FEVER
from a 609 phone number, Friday, December 31, 7:30 PM EST

Um, it's supposed to be Bieber Fever. Bieber. Not Bever. Bever's not a thing.

barackman Hey Leila sorry i didn’t call u back last night. I was at the hewitts and i had to go to bed when i got back.text ya later!
from a 917 phone number, Monday, December 27, 5:41 PM EST

baRackman i will forward that text i got rfight now
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, December 28, 4:36 PM EST

barackman FWD: Merry xmas jocelyne alter ego
from a 917 phone number, Tuesday, December 28, 4:37 PM EST

barackman Hi leila im up!
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 8:34 AM EST

barackman Btw i cant talk that much today because im going ice skating
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 8:38 AM EST

barackman Are u awake yet? I texted u like 3 times today and u didnt answer. R u dead or something?
from a 917 phone number, Wednesday, December 29, 11:37 AM EST

It has been a whirlwind week for 917. Going to the Hewitts'! Going ice skating! Texting Leila! Is there nothing she can't do?

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I LOVE U & GOD BLESS U IN 2011!
from a 610 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:02 AM EST

Happy New year! I love you!
from a 401 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:02 AM EST

HAPPY NEWYEAR... faithfully yours...
from a 774 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:14 AM EST

To another year if a great friendship
from an 845 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:26 AM EST

Where is chris????
from a 585 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 12:28 AM EST

Happy new year.
from a 515 phone number, Saturday. January 1, 1:05 AM EST

happy new year wish u the best now and forever
from an 818 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 2:54 AM EST

FWD: HAVE A BLESSED HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:02 AM EST

Happy new year sweetie
from an 805 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:02 AM EST

Wish you could shared new year with us, hope you have a good night
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:16 AM EST

Happy new years
from a 323 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 3:20 AM EST

Happy 2011
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 9:12 AM EST

Hey baby girl happy new year hope you had a great evening I will talk to you later, LUV Ya mom.
from a 425 phone number, Saturday, January 1, 2:14 PM EST

So, that's what the first 14 hours of 2011 looked like for me. The way I see it, only one question remains: Where is Chris????