your not having a phone i can call you on is extremely frustrating. r u mad at me? u don't answer.the phone and seldom your email!11mom
from a 425 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:38 PM EST

This seems like the email that every mother wants to send to her daughter. Like all the time. I think mothers expect their children to be a lot better at responding to calls and emails than we actually are.

WeLl kamren got th3 back flip and her showing it off and making my phone look like a piece of shiv
Th3 B3st!
from a 413 phone number, Friday, May 28, 7:33 PM EST

Apparently this is a phone, not a gymnastics trick. Who knew.

TRANSFQue haces leyla trabajando o en casa con los nino
from a 760 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 7:51 PM EST

Thank God, another opportunity for me to show off my uncanny Spanish translation abilities. "What does Leila working or in the house with the boy." YOU'RE WELCOME.

R u still there.
Rocket power
from a 505 phone number, Wednesday, May 26, 4:44 PM EST

Do we think 505 actually forces Leila to call him "Rocket Power"? Do we think that's a problem for their friendship?

A i spraned my pink
from a 313 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 6:48 PM EST

Ow. I guess, ow.

FWD: CELEBRATING OUR 25 ANNI. WITH A BAR B Q JOIN US MON. 31 AT 1:00 CJR
from a 951 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 1:51 PM EST

Have I ever mentioned on this blog how my best friend Allie and I like to refer to BBQs as 'Qs'? Because we're into 'abbrevs'? Is there any chance we can get a bunch of Leila Texters on board with this? I would like to see more Leilas receiving more invitations to Qs.

call me when u get off
from a 931 phone number, Tuesday, May 25, 3:49 PM EST

I GOT IT!!!! =))))
from a 931 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 3:36 PM EST

does tony hav work tomorrow?
from a 931 phone number, Thursday, May 27, 9:07 PM EST

OMG chick he's here HELpMe
from a 931 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:13 PM EST

omg this suxs get me outta here
from a 931 phone number, Friday, May 28, 10:45 PM EST

thanks again girl for today i lov u and tony!
from a 931 phone number, Saturday, May 29, 5:34 PM EST

When I get a series of texts from a single number, I post them all together in the hopes that they will shed light on one another and give us a complete picture of what this Leila is like. In this case, not working. All I get is that some guy showed up somewhere where 931 was on Friday night, and for some reason she couldn't just leave.

oma said u have been calling me i dont answer the house phone and have not been checking my messages very often callme only on cell love me
from a 713 phone number, Sunday, May 23, 9:29 PM EST

One of the fascinating things about the modern era is that the more prevalent communication technologies are, the harder it can be to reach someone. For example, I have a cell phone, two email accounts, facebook, and gchat... and I never reply to any of them.

Do u wana cum 2 my house 4 dinner and wath th blind side do u like tator tots
-Kailey Zimmerman
from a 717 phone number, Monday, May 24, 6:18 PM EST

I'm of a mixed mind here. I don't want to watch the Blind Side, and I have no desire to cum to Kailey Zimmerman's house... but I do like tater tots.

Dad called u selfish
from a 774 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 2:28 PM EST

I guess that hurts my feelings, but you know what would hurt my feelings more? If this came directly from Dad instead of from a lying, jealous sister.

My christin is at 11 o block and were celebrating it at th3 hometown budduet and my dance competition is no sunday at 10 o block k
Th3 B3st!M
from a 413 phone number, Friday, May 21, 9:53 PM EST

This is an unusual mishmash of T9 errors ("no" for "on"; "block" for "clock"), spelling errors ("christin"; "budduet"), and intentional typos ("th3"). I would love to watch 413 key in a text message, just for academic purposes.

Hey i need help on the home work
from a 209 phone number, Thursday, May 20, 9:45 PM EST

Hey sis
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 12:03 PM EST

Hey my dog has puppies want a pic
from a 209 phone number, Saturday, May 22, 3:05 PM EST

Hey sis how you feeling
from a 209 phone number, Sunday, May 23, 2:42 PM EST

Wait, let me think about this one. Your dog had puppies... do I want a picture... Um, YES. Hello, they are PUPPIES.