Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What was 4 social studies homework
from a 650 phone number, Tuesday, March 31, 9:15 PM

Points to anyone who has a theory as to what role the numeral 4 plays in this message. I guess if you remove the first letter from the word "four" you wind up with "our." Does that explain it?
Has she said.
from an 832 phone number, Monday, March 30, 5:11 PM

No. Has she said what? No, I doubt it.
Its mary jane pls tell mr c cant b thr 2day in hosp since saturday w herniated disc thx
from a 201 phone number, Monday, March 30, 9:25 AM

Oh, no! Feel better, 201. And I'm sure Mr. C will understand your absence-- that is a damn good excuse for absence.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Thanks for dropping the girls off last night!
from a 646 phone number, Sunday, March 29, 4:26 PM

You're welcome! It was the least I could do.
This is a toast to us! For those who love us, the bitches who hate us, and the lucky muthafukas who get to fuck us! Toast me back!

from a 513 phone number, Saturday, March 28, 12:53 PM

If the people who fuck 513 and Leila are muthafukas, does that mean that 513 and Leila are both muthas?
hey whatz up .are you wearing make up tonight
from a 609 phone number, Friday, March 27, 5:01 PM

Ideally, if you're wearing make-up properly, people won't even really notice it. Ideally you'll just look like a prettier version of yourself. So you shouldn't have to inquire into whether your friends are wearing make-up because you're afraid that you might be the only one-- if you do it right, people will process your make-up-wearing only on a subconscious level.

It kind of reminds me of this text of yesteryear. Teenage girls spend a lot of time worrying about this.