Whats your weekly goal for gym?
from a 508 phone number, Tuesday, August 25, 7:14 PM

Um. Maybe "go there, once"?

Oh, who am I kidding. I'm not going to the gym this week.

What u kids eating something yummy or healthy bring me some to i am sooo HUNGRYY and i hav 2 hour
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, August 23, 5:38 PM

This sounds to me like someone at a crappy summer job. This sounds like me working a cash register at Barnes & Noble at the age of 19.

Hi! i'm learning how to put in punctuation! we are sitting on a park bench overlooking the harbor. only i'm so short i can't see over the stupid bushes
from a 607 phone number, Thursday, August 29, 7:32 PM

And I must say, 607, you are doing a more thorough job at punctuation than nearly any other Leila Texter out there.

yo leila what the heack you doing well its leila so txt emily this is her number
from a 631 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 8:31 AM

Does it sound to anyone else like this is a girl named Leila, texting her friend Leila, but from their mutual friend Emily's phone? The odds are really against that, though.

Ur dad and were watching the plane land so call me
from a 703 phone number, Thursday, August 20, 2:20 AM

Today is first day of ramadan feels good to fast hav fun lov u two
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, August 22, 3:32 PM

I looked this up. I was like, "Uh, is Saturday REALLY the first day of Ramadan, or is 703 messing me?" Turns out 703 is correct. THIS time.

Im at cemetary
happy bday carin
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 6:59 PM

Would you describe today as a "dreaded sunny day," Carin? Would you offer to meet Leila "at the cemetery gates"?

i watered your new perennials. they look fine.
from a 646 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:52 PM

Guys, don't tell anyone, but I have kind of killed one of the violets my boss left in my care when I went on maternity leave. I am SUCH a failure. I should have enlisted 646's help.

we're going to eat when done meet us for lunch?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 4:24 PM

credit card ok?
from a 562 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 11:33 PM

Credit cards are usually okay. This is the 21st Century. Yes, Jillian, even in the far-flung wilds of Brooklyn.

Yay!!!! Good news... My margins were benign
from a 304 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 3:02 PM

I'm too lazy to google this. What does 304 mean by "margins"? I've only ever heard of margins in terms of profits and losses, and I've only ever heard of benign in terms of cysts.

Dont forget to call mom today, her birthday.
from a 518 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 1:41 PM

Happy birthday, Leila's mom! Look, this is even BETTER than a phone call-- it's on the Internet!

Ware r u?
from a 717 phone number, Wednesday, August 19, 7:34 AM

It takes real dedication to misspell every single word in your text. Kudos, 717.