Saturday, November 19, 2011

Don't forget to put out your cans for the boyscouts! Nathan will be by to pick them up today. His troop is covering your subdivision
from a 314 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 8:49 AM EST

I would make a terrible Boy Scout. Mostly because I am not "always prepared," and I haven't even left my bed yet today, let alone to go collect canned food. Also because I am not a boy.
I see big wish cute like 5$ #6
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:04 AM EST

Look at web belt buckle dallas cowboys for brendon
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:09 AM EST

Web with*
from a 707 phone number, Saturday, November 19, 1:09 AM EST



Is that honestly what Brendon wants for his birthday?

Thursday, November 17, 2011

I love you more.
Mom

from a 505 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 8:12 PM EST

It relieves me to know that 505's relationship with her daughter Leila is not just constant nagging. Sometimes there is also love.
We only have math for homework right
<333333

from an 845 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 3:30 PM EST

What is the math hw?
from a 760 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 7:47 PM EST

And the text message theme for the week is... math homework! Hooray!

The theme for next week week will be Thanksgiving. Just wait.
ali
Www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/laila_ali
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT

from a 626 phone number, Tuesday, November 15, 8:15 PM EST

I went to this URL and came up with: nothing. My best guess is that Ali tried to create a wikipedia entry for her friendship with Leila, and then this page got taken down almost immediately because it is not actually a real thing. Those vigilantes on wikipedia are very careful about all entries being real things. I know this because one time one of my friends made a wikipedia page about me, and it was removed before I even got the chance to look at it.
No actully i didnt put any lies
from a 408 phone number, Wednesday, November 16, 1:07 PM EST

LEILA: "I just got a 40% as a purity test score! Woo-wee, I seem to have led a pretty daring life. Is that what you got, too?"
408: "No, actually, I didn't put any lies."
I'm going to cheat tomorrow. Don't judge me. I'm going to make a pdf of the answers to all of her study guide questions and look at it on my phone.
from an 859 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 1:35 AM EST

Earlier this week I filmed an interview about the Leila Texts with RightThisMinute TV. One of the questions they asked me was, "If you got a text message that indicated someone was going to do something bad, would you intervene?" This sounded like a moral challenge. Apparently the answer is "no," because when I received this text message, I did not call up 859 and beg her to consider the error of her ways. I just went back to sleep.
I wont bug u thats fine
doesn't mattr 2 me anymore

from an 814 phone number, Thursday, November 17, 10:08 AM EST

You see that passive aggression there? Subtle.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Will u each pls think of a cheap dinner suggestion. just write it down for when i get home. thx :)
I <3 my family!

from a 412 phone number, Monday, November 14, 3:02 PM EST

Why don't you just feed them American cheese again, like you did last week?
because of the hipsters?
from an 801 phone number, Monday, November 14, 4:51 PM EST

Trying really hard to figure out what statement 801 might be responding to here.

LEILA: "I refuse to go to Alligator Lounge for free pizza."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I used to dig Bukowski, but he has been ruined for me now."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"

LEILA: "I am boycotting the Internet."
801: "Because of the hipsters?"
haha bruh liez aint funnii
from a 732 phone number, Monday, November 14, 7:48 PM EST

Pretty sure this is, "Haha, brother, lies aren't funny." Only here is my question: If lies aren't funny, then why are you haha-ing?
Your stupid
from a 978 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:27 PM EST

Really? I'm stupid? Um, no offense, but I'm not the one who doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Sunday, November 13, 2011

do u think we should have a copy of the text? text is defined = what appears on the wall. people may want a copy of this intro by russell lynes.
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 3:40 PM EST

Apparently, Russell Lynes wrote a bunch of stuff, including the sentence "Cynicism is the intellectual cripple's substitute for intelligence." If that appeals to you, then yeah, I think you should probably have a copy of the text.
Dear Leila- my heart was heavy for you yesterday for you- you are so very beautiful-just as you are-right now-just as you are - i am praying tht you will
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:59 PM EST

Feel that deep in your soul...that is the honest truth- hve you rea the book 'captivated' have we talked about that ? I have it and will get it to you- i
from a 570 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 2:00 PM EST

I assume that 570 is referring here to Captivating: Unveiling the Mystery of a Woman's Soul, which is written by an evangelist.



Option B is that 570 is talking about Captivated: A Phantom Corps Novel.



I don't know, you tell me.
You havn't called me.
mom

fron a 505 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:50 PM EST

Oh my God, enough already!
disney bound
Sandy

from a 908 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 1:40 PM EST

Sandy, please go on "Soarin' Over California" for me. That ride is really important to me.
Hi Leila!Shirley remined me that we had a hiking meetup tomorrow. It set up 2 weeks before, i almost forgot it. So i don't think i can join you tomorrow
from a 202 phone number, Saturday, November 12, 5:07 PM EST

"I'm sorry I can't attend your Dionysian chocolate-eating making-out fun-fest tomorrow. I have a hiking meet-up. I am a woman who honors her commitments."
5Th rond. Paquaio ahead on points
from a 253 phone number, Sunday, November 13, 12:14 AM EST

Manny Pacquiao is a boxer. I know, seriously, we are now getting real-time updates on boxing. Is there nothing that random text messages can't tell us?