DID U GET MEAT
from an 864 phone number, Saturday, May 30, 7:34 PM
Um, no... But I did get guacamole.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
hey this is stomy me and nikki are at karissas house i already text him and told him i do not no where he is your
a
jerk
from a 909 phone number, Friday, May 29, 5:28 PM
How do we go from the whereabouts of Stormy, Nikki, and Karissa (but not the whereabouts of 'him') to Leila being a jerk? How is any of this Leila's fault?
a
jerk
from a 909 phone number, Friday, May 29, 5:28 PM
How do we go from the whereabouts of Stormy, Nikki, and Karissa (but not the whereabouts of 'him') to Leila being a jerk? How is any of this Leila's fault?
Hi darling what do you want for dinner
from a 510 phone number, Friday, May 29, 9:00 PM
wats up gorgeous hehe;)
eLeCtRo
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, May 30, 12:40 AM
Oh, right, the other uncool thing about the Leila Texts is receiving sweet, loving messages that are intended for every Leila except me.
from a 510 phone number, Friday, May 29, 9:00 PM
wats up gorgeous hehe;)
eLeCtRo
from a 201 phone number, Saturday, May 30, 12:40 AM
Oh, right, the other uncool thing about the Leila Texts is receiving sweet, loving messages that are intended for every Leila except me.
FWD: FWD: FWD: Pass a butterfly )i( along to everyone that has ever made you laugh, smile, love or been there for you. I hope i get one back!
from an 860 phone number, Friday, May 29, 3:52 PM
FWD: FWD: FWD: - Fwd: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:Msg: FWD: FWD:FWD: Hey forward this to ten friends then look at your wallpaper.//Dont get mad its funny.
from an 860 phone number, Saturday, May 30, 10:41 AM
God, these two chain texts are so done. Receiving these dozens of times over the past two years has been the only uncool thing about the Leila Texts.
from an 860 phone number, Friday, May 29, 3:52 PM
FWD: FWD: FWD: - Fwd: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:Msg: FWD: FWD:FWD: Hey forward this to ten friends then look at your wallpaper.//Dont get mad its funny.
from an 860 phone number, Saturday, May 30, 10:41 AM
God, these two chain texts are so done. Receiving these dozens of times over the past two years has been the only uncool thing about the Leila Texts.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
FWD:
From: Nikki
Sent: May 27 4:58 PM
Msg: Send this to 5 people and if u dont watch out>:->
from an 860 phone number, Wednesday, May 27, 5:04 PM
I prefer the forwards where they promise me that something good will happen if I follow the instructions, rather than the ones that threaten me with something bad if I do not. Still, props for the frowny emoticon. See his furrowed brow? Dude looks angry.
From: Nikki
Sent: May 27 4:58 PM
Msg: Send this to 5 people and if u dont watch out>:->
from an 860 phone number, Wednesday, May 27, 5:04 PM
I prefer the forwards where they promise me that something good will happen if I follow the instructions, rather than the ones that threaten me with something bad if I do not. Still, props for the frowny emoticon. See his furrowed brow? Dude looks angry.
Leila,luk up 1970 Jasper Creek Pl 89123. It's in 4closur - val
from a702 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 10:08 PM
And it costs less than $300K, apparently. Do you think Val is pointing out that this home is in foreclosure (or "4closur"--ha!) because he and Leila are looking to buy?
from a702 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 10:08 PM
And it costs less than $300K, apparently. Do you think Val is pointing out that this home is in foreclosure (or "4closur"--ha!) because he and Leila are looking to buy?
( . . )
C 0 0
from a 707 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 8:58 PM
If this were an item on a Scav Hunt list, you could decode it to mean "Bring me coleslaw."
C 0 0
from a 707 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 8:58 PM
If this were an item on a Scav Hunt list, you could decode it to mean "Bring me coleslaw."
Fwd : The day I stop being there 4 u is the day I close my eyes 4ever. If I dont get this back I understand. Send to 15 ppl u w0nt turn ur b4ck on
from an 847 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 5:57 PM
Not the first time I received this text. Different typos; same sentiment.
from an 847 phone number, Tuesday, May 26, 5:57 PM
Not the first time I received this text. Different typos; same sentiment.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
habib kaleab waz da 1 chatin wiz u on sunday
from a 301 phone number, Monday, May 25, 1:39 PM
Originally I thought this was all in a foreign language, but on closer inspection I realize this is actually a version of English. It translates roughly to, "Leila Habib: Kaleab was the one chatting with you on Sunday."
This was so easy that I worry I've been interpreting text messages for too long.
from a 301 phone number, Monday, May 25, 1:39 PM
Originally I thought this was all in a foreign language, but on closer inspection I realize this is actually a version of English. It translates roughly to, "Leila Habib: Kaleab was the one chatting with you on Sunday."
This was so easy that I worry I've been interpreting text messages for too long.
FWD: Fwd:Fwd:I luv u 4 a LiFETiME! B4 midnite sumthing will make u HAPPY. But u gotta tall @ least 8 ppl u luv them. i hope i get ONE!
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, May 23, 1:07 PM
My friend Katie from England is staying with me right now, and I guess she doesn't really read this blog or something, because, when I showed her this text, she was like, "But how do you know this isn't from one of your friends?" I was like, "Katie. Because my friends don't send texts like this."
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, May 23, 1:07 PM
My friend Katie from England is staying with me right now, and I guess she doesn't really read this blog or something, because, when I showed her this text, she was like, "But how do you know this isn't from one of your friends?" I was like, "Katie. Because my friends don't send texts like this."
Sunday, May 24, 2009
How are things going no baby yet ? Haven't heard from u so i take it no. What u up to ?gonna have a bbq later if u want
from a 207 phone number, Friday, May 22, 11:04 PM
It sounds like Leila is just about nine months pregnant, like it's totally possible that she had a baby, say, yesterday. Do we really think that a nine-month-pregnant Leila would want to go to a BBQ?
from a 207 phone number, Friday, May 22, 11:04 PM
It sounds like Leila is just about nine months pregnant, like it's totally possible that she had a baby, say, yesterday. Do we really think that a nine-month-pregnant Leila would want to go to a BBQ?
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