FWD: Fwd:Fwd:I luv u 4 a LiFETiME! B4 midnite sumthing will make u HAPPY. But u gotta tall @ least 8 ppl u luv them. i hope i get ONE!
from a 281 phone number, Saturday, May 23, 1:07 PM

My friend Katie from England is staying with me right now, and I guess she doesn't really read this blog or something, because, when I showed her this text, she was like, "But how do you know this isn't from one of your friends?" I was like, "Katie. Because my friends don't send texts like this."