Halloween party?
~RonDawg!
from a 605 phone number, Tuesday, November 1, 1:30 AM EST

Of course. Do you even have to ask?

Nevermind... Got one... Myabe... A pillowcase i think
Meep da unicorn
from an 818 phone number, Monday, October 31, 8:52 PM EST

Unicorns! I love those. In fact, my Halloween costume this year was a unicorn. Specifically a Lisa Frank unicorn. I looked like this:

I never got Austin's address....did u get my txt?
from a 928 phone number, Monday, October 31, 7:25 PM EST

Sure, I got your text. I just don't have Austin's address.

Dave said she has to see a physician. Dave cannot write that type of medication.
from a 951 phone number, Monday, October 31, 11:27 AM EST

What the fuck kind of useless dentist is he, then?

Vegetables sauteed for stuffing...check :)
from a 914 phone number, Sunday, October 30, 5:37 PM EST

One time I went to a vegan Thanksgiving party. There was a lot of tofu and a LOT of PBR.

I miss you friend..when are you coming in again...I feel like everything was too much of a whirl before my wedding to hang out
from a 716 phone number, Sunday, October 30, 2:46 PM EST

That is the great irony of weddings. Everyone you care about is there, but you can't hang out with any of them because you are too busy getting married! I have never had a wedding. But I have had a lot of birthday parties, and I find that it's pretty much the same thing.

Hey i got a new phone for getting all a's! :)
from a 234 phone number, Wednesday, November 2, 8:39 PM EST

I miss you and wuv ya!
from a 234 phone number, Wednesday, November 2, 9:08 PM EST

Hey i am up! I am hoping you are having fun on vacation! :)
from a 234 phone number, Thursday, November 3, 6:51 AM EST

I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY NEW PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!N I can't wait until u get home either!
from a 234 phone number, Thursday, November 3, 7:40 AM EST

I don't believe in buying kids new phones as rewards for getting straight As. Learning things should be its own reward. When I was in middle school I knew a girl who got $50 for every report-card A. I have no idea what happened to her, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this didn't make her any happier today than I am. Though I guess she may be richer.