Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hi guys 3 of u got direct deposit Bri did not too soon for it Leila I still need the keys please and bri your ck deli
from a 520 phone number, Friday, July 31, 11:56 AM

I hope 520 did not wind up locked out of anywhere important when Leila didn't get this text and didn't bring the keys.
Hello how r u first day off in five days
from a 201 phone number, Thursday, July 30m 10:14 PM

Well, yes, that's generally how it works. Five days of working, followed by two days off. Today is my first day off in five days, but you don't see me sending texts about it.
i have to tell you what they offering.
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, July 30, 3:49 PM

Yeah, you have to tell me what they offering and what they offering it for. A house? A book deal? In what other instances does one make an offer?
FWD: FWD: FWD: ;) TODAY GOD GAVE YOU ANOTHER DAY OF LIFE, & IF YOU ARE THANKFUL PASS IT ON TO 10 PEOPLE. AND WATCH HOW HE BLESS U.
from a 973 phone number, Thursday, July 30, 7:36 AM

The chain texts this week seem to be all about religion, for some reason.
Guess what? i woke up at 3pm this morning! im sorry i was such a little betch last night, i need my beauty sleep, 'ya know? how be oh-high-oh
from a 631 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 11:56 PM

Wow. I need my beauty sleep, too, but even for me 3pm is pushing it. I guess I often slept until 3pm when I was in high school, though. Maybe 631 is in high school. Once, when we were in high school, my friend Em slept until nearly 5pm. We felt that was a little extreme.
Iloveyou
from an 815 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 10:05 PM

It would nice if I received more "I love you texts" from friends and fewer from strangers.
FWD: Hmmm... FwD FWD FWD i sent an angel 2 take good care of you send this 2 take 9 good pple and you get good news in 1 hour
from a 619 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 4:20 PM

I've said this before, but I really don't think angels are controlled by 619. That said, I guess it's nice that this chain text is encouraging altruism. And hubris.
hey leila its emily e i just got a new cell my new number is 919xxxxxxx
from a 919 phone number, Wednesday, July 29, 10:25 AM

I just got a new phone, too! But never fear: The Leila Texts persist.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I love you
from a 949 phone number, Monday, July 27, 11:07 PM

Aww I like this text! I'm sad Leila didn't receive it.
wats up
she's a country mud digger

from an 843 phone number, Monday, July 27, 8:49 AM

Is that like the opposite of calling her a gold digger?
We'll be back about 9:30. How was Harry?
from a 508 phone number, Sunday, July 26, 8:54 PM

If you're asking how the Harry Potter movie was, the answer is EXCELLENT.