Thursday, February 2, 2012

dads calling again......ughhhh he needs to get a clue!
from a 774 phone number, Monday, January 23, 4:36 PM EST

Well, is he as bad as 814's dad?
how r u still in pittsburg
from an 814 phone number, Monday, January 23, 4:18 PM EST

wow u know how 2 screw things up call me lovve dad
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:46 AM EST

call me dont text me as soon as you read this
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:57 AM EST

Not exactly the world's most supportive dad, is he?
Mom wanted me 2 txt u so... Um r u ok? I gess thats wat she wants me 2 txt u
from an 808 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 3:04 PM EST

R u in kona still?
from an 808 phone number, Sunday, January 29, 6:31 PM EST

"Personally, I don't care one way or another whether you are okay. That's purely Mom's concern. I'll ask you, because she doesn't know how to send text messages. But please don't get the impression that I actually want to know."
The car key is duck taped above rear license plate. You can not see it. Reach under where you grab to open the trunk.
from a 440 phone number, Thursday, February 2, 9:03 AM EST

Guys, if we know where this car was parked, we could now totally STEAL A CAR!

Hey whats up
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~

from a 419 phone number, Friday, January 27, 9:16 PM EST

Hey please text me back in board
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~

from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 8:38 AM EST

In going in my mom room
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~

from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 8:55 AM EST

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you are bad at texting back in just kidding
~Justin Timpe Is my bestie~

from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 9:10 AM EST

Hey can you charge my phone please
~leila lambert Is awesome !!~:)

from a 419 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 10:01 AM EST

When I get bored at 8:38 AM on a Saturday, I just go back to sleep. For another three or four hours. But maybe that's just me.

Monday, January 30, 2012

http://m.www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en&client=mv-google&v=GLmfQSR3EI0
from a 720 phone number, Tuesday, January 24, 9:14 PM EST

In case you ever doubt my commitment to the Leila Texts, I typed in this whole URL and found out what it is. A video about how to speak Pidgin. With 63,000 views. Why did 720 send this to Leila? I do not know.
Hurry hurry if u want a ride
I <3 my family!

from a 412 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 2:33 PM EST

R u coming?
I <3 my family!

from a 412 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 2:34 PM EST

I was concerned that Leila was going to get left behind at school and have to walk all the way home since she didn't see this text, so I finally caved and texted back 412 to let her know that Leila hasn't received her message. This may mean the end of dinner planning with 412, but I really hope not.
Could you pick me up a diet coke
from an 818 phone number, Thursday, January 26, 7:28 PM EST

Can I be your right-hand man in rotting your teeth? NO, I DON'T THINK SO! I will not be your accomplice in this crime against enamel!
How are you doing? I imagine you are disappointed that your mom doesnt want to go there. Im sorry that didnt work out.
from a 203 phone number, Friday, January 27, 6:37 PM EST

Yeah, I bet Leila was pretty disappointed that her mom didn't want to go to the rave with her. Oh, well. There is always next week.
Mmmm breakfest was good
~OH Im a gummy bear yes i am!~

from an 815 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 10:01 AM EST

What was for breakfast? I hope not gummy bears. (CANNIBAL.)
Hey, wat was the name of ur floor music the past 2 years
from a 765 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 2:41 PM EST

I KNOW THIS ONE. This is a gymnastics reference! I know because I did gymnastics for many, many years! My floor music was some Tchaikovsky remix. I can't find it online. So instead I'm going to take this as an opportunity to share with you one of my favorite pieces of floor music: Simona Amanar's, from the 1996 Olympics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nIAz7eINNo.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SLINKY!!!!!
from a 936 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 4:13 PM EST

Why don't more people call me Slinky?
Hey, what was the diagnosis?
from an 801 phone number, Saturday, January 28, 4:49 PM EST

Hello?
from an 801 phone number, Sunday, January 29, 7:12 PM EST

Test test
from an 801 phone number, Monday, January 30, 2:52 PM EST

Hi just checking too see if my text works
from an 801 phone number, Monday, January 30, 3:47 PM EST

Dude, how much lack of a response do you need before you figure it out? No, your text isn't working.

Monday, January 23, 2012

hey u have to see this pic
from an 813 phone number, Monday, January 23, 4:00 PM EST

Oh my God, IS IT A PIC OF A CUTE CAT??? I REALLY HOPE SO.

Call me about our credit card we have together asap
from a 912 phone number, Wednesday, January 18, 9:30 AM EST

"162.43 at Condom World?"
hi..spent 12 hrs at hospital testing n trasfusion..surgery postponed xomething showed up on x ray n cat scan finding out today what it is
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, January 17, 11:50 AM EST

Scott update. Vitals look better but still considering move to Nw or Uic for ventrical pump.
from a 773 phone number, Thursday, January 19, 10:40 AM EST

These are from two different numbers, about two different patients. It was a rough week for health.
What's up?Have fun at work but just do your job and try to remember why you took the job-to earn money and meet weirdos0=3714
from a 507 phone number, Sunday, January 15, 2:07 PM EST

"Have fun at work. But not too much fun. I don't want you having so much fun that you forget to meet weirdos. Keep your eyes on the prize, Leila."
do you like shane
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, January 10, 1:39 AM EST

Is this a game of Truth or Dare? And if it's not, then why the hell should I tell you?
leila pizz dont kill me but me and adam mite date
I lOVE YOU !

from a 585 phone number, Monday, January 9, 5:32 PM EST

Before you wreck your friendship with Leila by telling her that you are going to date the boy whom she has had a crush on since fourth grade-- that's THREE WHOLE YEARS-- I would suggest making absolutely sure that Adam is going to ask you out. It's not really worth ruining a friendship if it's only that you mite date him.
Dad bought a caddy
from a 610 phone number, Monday, January 9, 5:22 PM EST

Have to take greg to get his cast off in the morning, so i will see you at mah jongg late. hope you're having fun with sydney!
from a 610 phone number, Monday, January 16, 9:01 AM EST

One of the weirder things about the Leila Texts is when I receive texts through a time warp, that were actually sent from the year 1956.