Sunday, January 31, 2010

ay te puse una targeta
from an 828 phone number, Sunday, January 31, 2:06 PM

The people who read this blog always rock the translations so hard, that it's not really worth it for me to even try. But here's my best show, anyway:

"ay I put on you a taregt."

WTF. That is clearly wrong.
were going to KAC call us in advance so i can pick u up unless u hv a ride. doing anything tonighht?
prema to most, mom to 3

from a 740 phone number, Saturday, January 30, 1:49 PM

This is, I believe, the first time I've heard Prema imply that Leila might have the ability to do things (like secure a ride home) without Prema's direct involvement. Is Prema perhaps, a tiny bit, cutting the cord?
r u goin skatin?

]: Bite Me :[

from a 214 phone number, Friday, January 29, 7:26 PM

I know it's been a full year since this happened, but I wish 214 could hang out with that 609 kid who always wanted to go skating.
Can u txt me if u will make it 2 my wifes showr at1230 not ll00 n tell me how many includin yrself? I appreciate prompt response so i can gt enuff food.
from a 203 phone number, Friday, January 29, 6:41 PM

Call me a traditionalist, a stick in the mud, what you will, but I believe that baby shower invitations should be sent out many weeks in advance. Via mail. And RSVPs should also be sent weeks in advance. Via mail. They should not be sent via incorrectly addressed text messages, because then no one will come to your wife's shower. Because no one will know it is happening. And that's just sad. The poor woman can't drink liquor or eat sushi, and now you're dooming her to a friendless shower? Hasn't she suffered enough?