Screw you, sexy fucking bitch
GaNgtsA yO!
from a 571 phone number, Monday, November 2, 9:54 PM

I think this guy is confused, in that he is both complimenting ("sexy") and criticizing ("fucking bitch") Leila, and also he has misspelled the word "gangsta."

hi Wut are you doing
-MaYa-
from a 425 phone number, Monday, November 2, 8:09 PM

Hi We are going to dizney on ice
-MaYa-
from a 425 phone number, Friday, November 6, 8:20 PM

MaYa, I am starting to be so over you, with your uninteresting texts and your interpretive spelling all the time.

hi aunt can u plz email me aunt mae's new address?
from a 440 phone number, Sunday, November 1, 5:21 PM

440 obviously has a closer relationship with Aunt Mae and Aunt Leila than I have with any of my aunts. It would generally not occur to me to text or to email them.

can you and bridget give me a call please.
from 301 phone number, Sunday, November 1, 4:22 PM

I guess I could, but that sounds ominous...

ack! daniel just told me! i will hopefully be ready. maybe345
from a 425 phone number, Saturday, October 31, 5:03 PM

carpool again? ill get another pm parking pass again too
from a 425 phone number, Monday, November 2, 11:21 AM

I cannot understand why, but this first text was the only Leila Text I received on Halloween. Isn't Halloween like one of the biggest texting days of the year? I received like 80 texts over the course of the evening from my actual friends, all trying to make plans and find one another. Are all other Leila just better planners than me or something?