Saturday, December 11, 2010

What did u get betty and sandy for a gift? as usual i have no ideas. char
from 1 614 phone number, Wednesday, December 8, 11:14 AM EST

As they say in my industry: Books are great gifts!

I think between now and Christmas I should open up the Leila Texts as a personal gifting service. For example: Books for Betty and Sandy. WHO IS NEXT?
sorry dude my phone shit the bed had to get a new one
from a 307 phone number, Tuesday, December 7, 7:41 PM EST

I had no idea that "shit the bed" was an expression, but, now that I know, I will have to use it all the time.
Send me katies number
from a 323 phone number, Wednesday, December 1, 7:11 PM EST

I forgot u take karen home maybe saturday
from a 323 phone number, Sunday, December 5, 9:52 PM EST

Yes! at ur house?
from a 323 phone number, Tuesday, December 7, 7:03 PM EST

U at fresh n easy yet
from a 323 phone number, Wednesday, December 8, 9:27 PM EST

Hi do you and your mom want to make cookies sunday night and go drive thru Candy Cane Lane?
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, December 9, 12:16 PM EST

Is karen mad
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, December 9, 6:57 PM EST

S u happy wit ur books
from a 323 phone number, Thursday, December 9, 11:47 PM EST

So im probs not going 2morrow play soccer
from a 323 phone number, Friday, December 10, 9:14 PM EST

323 is near Los Angeles, and, after this week of text messages, I feel like we know a LOT about Los Angeles. For example, Fresh and Easy is a grocery store, and Candy Cane Lane is a real thing, and it sounds amazing.

Monday, December 6, 2010

I think i maybe in love with him. But i cant get the courage to say so.
from a 770 phone number, Sunday, December 5, 7:23 PM EST

I'm dubious as to whether this is a real Leila Text. Something seems off about it. Regardless, here is my advice to you, 770 (and what I am positive Leila would say, too, if she ever received this message from you): You "think" you are "maybe" in love with him? Honey, before you "work up the courage to say so," you best be DAMN SURE. Because what is the point of destroying your perfectly good friendship/undermining his relationship with your best friend/getting in trouble with the law if you only THINK he's worth it?
Fyi salsa and bean dip in garade fridge....tortilla chips in pantry if you want!
from a 425 phone number, Sunday, December 5, 7:29 PM EST

This text message makes me want to babysit for 425, too.
Hey do u have lukes email?
from a 513 phone number, Monday, December 6, 8:23 PM EST

Dude, you can't EMAIL him! Then he will know that you LIKE him! Emailing a boy is a surefire giveaway that you have a crush on him. How do you not know this?