Monday, May 23, 2011

hi its shannon.
I <3 AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

from a 508 phone number, Tuesday, May 17, 7:24 AM EST

It's America, Shannon. Not Justin Bieber. Chill out.
That must have been it. just make sure this week that you dont frget t dh jk sjuriig or smthng
from a 208 phone number, Tuesday, May 17, 2:41 PM EST

This comes so close to being valuable advice. So, so close.
Yes im not mad at yall just him

from an 832 phone number, Tuesday, May 17, 5:06 PM EST

Ooh, what did he do?!
hey u r pickin me up right
I <3 JB

from a 919 phone number, Tuesday, May 17, 5:39 PM EST

Someday I want to get all the Justin Bieber-loving Leila Texters in a room together-- this girl, and the Mrs. Bieber chick, and the Bieber Fever girl, and Lady "Peace, Love, Justin Bieber", and all the rest of them-- and then I want to make them fight to the death, Hunger Games-style. Winner gets thirty minutes alone with the man himself. That seems fair, doesn't it?
You still modeling this sat right? :-)
from an 858 phone number, Wednesday, May 18, 4:21 PM EST

Of course right. Because I am a famous runway model, and the fashion designers simply will not let me take a Saturday off. It is just too damaging to their careers, when I, Leila, am absent.
from a 248 phone number, Wednesday, May 18, 6:26 PM EST

if u have no work...get off that computer.
from a 404 phone number, Thursday, May 19, 7:45 PM EST

THAT IS REALLY SOLID ADVICE. Does updating the Leila Texts count as work?
Is it soooooooooo funny
from a 707 phone number, Friday, May 20, 9:28 PM EST

Are you asking about Bridesmaids? I still haven't seen it, but, yeah, I hear it's pretty funny.
Do you know the name of that mexican restaurant in canandaigua
from a 585 phone number, Saturday, May 21m 6:34 PM EST

Is it this place? That's what I found when I googled "canandaigua mexican restaurant." I am basically a humanized smartphone.
cann you help me with math
from an 845 phone number, Sunday, May 22, 2:41 PM EST

Sure! A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared. I can also help you with spelling. It's "can."
Yeah i guess. we've been at high altitude too long?
from a 208 phone number, Sunday, May 22, 10:25 PM EST

That's good, though. If you can survive at high altitudes, that just makes you heartier. Then you can go to low altitudes and biking long distances feels like a total breeze. Or so I hear. I live at sea level.
I needs some advice :( I got really drunk the other night and I guess I said some mean shit to Emi and she ended up waiting til 4 in the morn with me for
from a 608 phone number, Monday, May 23, 12:02 AM EST

It is hard for me to give you advice without hearing the end of this story, but I think you can never go wrong with a bouquet of flowers and a hand-written note of apology. I guess it depends exactly what you said to Emi, but flowers and a card are always a good start.