barackman R u up its a snow day!
from a 917 phone number, Thursday, January 27, 7:18 AM EST

Cox SNOW DAY!!!
Peace~love~justin bieber~
from a 732 phone number, Thursday, January 27, 8:05 AM EST

On Thursday morning I woke up to these two text messages. What I did not wake up to was a similar message from, say, my employer. Grown-ups have no appreciation for snow days.