Waiting at the office 4 u and ur call. Let us finish our project and paperworks.
from a 951 phone number, Sunday, January 25, 9:17 PM

I texted back 951 to say, essentially, "If you're waiting for Leila's call, you'll be waiting a mighty long time, bucko. Text her again by pulling her name out of your contacts list. Don't spell it out." Ten minutes later, I received a re-sent version of the same text.

Good job, 951. You're really learning.

Oh, who am I kidding? You're going to be sleeping at the office all night.