Sunday, December 4, 2011

I just hit deer fucked front of car up.... Busted light and radiator
? PUNK ?

from an 828 phone number, Sunday, December 14, 11:46 AM EST

But you know what? That is still better than the alternative, where you swerve to hit the deer and run into oncoming traffic. This is a piece of common wisdom for all you drivers out there: Slow down. Take the deer.

P.S. Apparently this does not apply to moose. Moose will do a lot worse than just bust a light and the car radiator. Slow down. Take the deer. But if you see a moose, just swerve and pray.

1 comment:

rivalschool said...

I think the answer here is, "Yeah, punk as fuck"