Float nite is still on but it is raining there now. its not cancelled.
from 248 phone number, Wednesday, June 22, 6:54 PM EST

I assume this is a night where everybody makes floats and drives them around town. Like a parade! At night!

Option B: Nighttime drinking of root beer floats, in the rain.

Me too. Mental hug. Anytime that wespend together is good
from a 360 phone number, Wednesday, June 22, 9:30 AM EST

Aww. I love a supportive Leila Texter.

Agullana for the next sandwich I will put cheese.
from an 808 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 10:20 PM EST

Intended for this Leila. She's a pediatrician who lives in Hawaii! And she likes cheese, I guess!

Hi its marg im at mt tom the waters super cold
from a 203 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 2:37 PM EST

Mount Tom! I used to go there! It's a water park. I used to go there on summer camp field trips! Blast from past right here.

goodmorning Leila you been on my mind. This the day that the Lord has made we
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 5:43 AM EST

hey leila, i'm on my way to work, i have to leave early today cause ihave to go and get my breast checked again. say a prayer for me. nef will b here wed.
from a 301 phone number, Tuesday, June 21, 5:47 AM EST

The bit about these texts that most concerns me is that she was awake at 5:43 AM. WHY.

is this fo real?
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, June 19, 1:26 AM EST

Is it fo real that I got your text message and posted it to my blog? Yeah, it's about as real as it looks.

Im not arguing anymore its not worth it only u kno the truth hav fun c u wen u get home
from an 814 phone number, Saturday, June 18, 8:14 PM EST

Wow, passive aggressive, anyone?

Pas encore partie, a cette allure je vais arriver en meme temps que Maud. Je te dirai.
from a 917 phone number, Friday, June 17, 5:00 PM EST

Umm... "I haven't left yet, I will arrive at the same time as Maud. I'll tell you when." Maybe? I used Babelfish and then did some adjusting.

My sister is so annoying. kill me
from a 347 phone number, Friday, June 17, 3:12 PM EST

When I was six year's old, my friend Essie's little sister Cameron used to take the placemat that was Essie's favorite-- specifically because she KNEW it was Essie's favorite-- and use it for herself. That was kind of annoying, wasn't it?

Hi in atlanta going to knoxvill but are plaine needed matnese so we are still in airport but they held are flight back 20-30 min
from a 561 phone number, Thursday, June 9, 11:29 AM EST

Just to begin to clarify what is going on in this text: 561 thinks that "our" is spelled "are." Ohhh and I think "maintenance" is "matnese." This is all fitting together now.

Do you guys have any dispensers aut could use for talent show tom and we will return them
from a 954 phone number, Wednesday, June 8, 7:51 PM EST

What is Aut's talent that it requires a bunch of dispensers? Dispensing things?

Sorry about blank messages. Papa here...and I cant figure out Mama's phone. R u done? How'd it go? What r u doing? Love you, Mama & Papa

Prema
from a 740 phone number, Saturday, June 11, 1:24 PM EST

Oh my gosh, it's Prema! Our favorite recurring Leila Text character! Well, okay, not really. It is Prema's husband on Prema's phone. BUT STILL.

malchak We need bread at the house.
from a 404 phone number, Sunday, June 12, 12:55 PM EST

malchak I lost my phone charger and I can't find it
from a 404 phone number, Monday, June 13, 12:00 PM EST

Guys, you will never believe this, but this Intended Leila is a doctor!. (Yes, it is the same Leila Malchak, one because this is a super uncommon name, and two because this doctor lives in Georgia and 404 is a Georgia number.) What are the odds? Maybe she can help out all the other Leila Texters this week with their vast and sundry health issues!

Could u get me some more prevacid? i was going 2 buy some but ran out of money. thanks.
from a 706 phone number, Tuesday, June 14, 6:50 AM EST

Like I said, we have a full roster of health issues this week!

Yay! we will sooon love ya!
from an 803 phone number, Tuesday, June 14, 11:23 AM EST

Not yet, but stay tuned! Our love, to come!

Hi ppl in my contacts
I <3 horses
from a 336 phone number, Tuesday, June 14, 3:38 PM EST

Usually when you send a mass text to everyone in your phone book, you are at least supposed to pretend like it is personal. Schoolboy error, 336. But I will forgive it, as I also heart horses.

Babe today is the 15th anniversary of ella fitzgeralds death....thought u would like to know that =)
from an 856 phone number, Wednesday, June 15, 10:12 AM EST

Either Leila really loves Ella Fitzgerald and wants to know any piece of trivia about her, or Leila really hates Ella Fitzgerald and would rejoice on the anniversary of her death. But, like, does anyone out there actually HATE Ella Fitzgerald?

May I ask a favor of you? I had a portion of a filling in a lower jawtooth come out. Could u make an appt for me w/ur dentist late this coming wk or maybe
from a 361 phone number, Wednesday, June 15, 8:15 PM EST

It is a bad week for Leila Texters' health, apparently.

steve said Jim was kind of a dick. carnival barker, talks over people even over Sesh.
from a 561 phone number, Wednesday, June 15, 8:54 PM EST

Hahaha I have never before called a loud, obnoxious talked a "carnival barker." But now I will!

I have a major Drs sppt at 3:00 in Washington for thyroid ck up. I can help in morning before I have appt. Let me know how we can manage. xo
from a 301 phone number, Wednesday, June 15, 11:18 PM EST

"Major doctor's appointment" never sounds good. I hope it goes okay, 301!