Wednesday, January 4, 2012

It was nice meeting you even though I was nappy as heck..lol
from a 661 phone number, Wednesday, January 4, 1:18 AM EST

This is the only time I can think of recently that I have heard someone use the word "nappy," outside of this picture book:

werlein Did u get the pic? I love u. Blessings m
from an 847 phone number, Tuesday, January 3, 11:00 PM EST

I have been getting texts, on and off, for Leila Werlein for more than two years now. For example this one from December 2009, or this one from May 2010. Not enough for it to be annoying or anything. But enough that I notice.
Happy 30th anniversary
from a 267 phone number, Monday, January 2, 9:04 AM EST

After 30 years of marriage, I'd like to believe that Leila could expect more than an unpunctuated text message. Like pearls.
what you want
from a 662 phone number, Monday, January 2, 6:55 PM EST

So tell me what you want, what you really really want.
Sorry i didnt answer the phone earlier we were at the dentist office
from a 256 phone number, Tuesday, January 3, 3:04 PM EST

My phone isnt broken i just had the case on wrong
from a 215 phone number, Wednesday, January 4, 5:28 PM EST

Hey. got a new phone I can actually talk now how did it go with the bishop?
from a 503 phone number, Wednesday, January 4, 6:41 PM EST

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PHONES SO I PUT A TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT PHONES ON YOUR PHONE SO YOU COULD TEXT ABOUT PHONES WHILE ON YOUR PHONE
What time were u thinking about doing lands end? Kk and adam want to go as well. I can go around 2 or so. Have some work to do here
from a 415 phone number, Monday, January 2, 2:45 PM EST

Sad u werent with us today!
from a 415 phone number, Monday, January 2, 8:31 PM EST

We found a secret beach at lands end
from a 415 phone number, Monday, January 2, 8:32 PM EST

Lands End is San Francisco's wildest and rockiest coast, a place strewn with shipwrecks and rife with landslides, not just an outdoorsy clothing store. (It was the "secret beach" thing that tipped me off.)
RUy asleep alreafy?
Mommy

from a 239 phone number, Sunday, January 1, 1:36 AM EST

Nothing like drunk-ass Mommy texting you at 1:36 AM on New Year's Eve to see where the party's at.
It's a bit late, but... HAPPY NEW YEARS! 2012 is going to be great. And that, my friend, is one indisputable fact.
from a 781 phone number, Sunday, January 1, 2:01 AM EST

Hola como estan tw deseo un feliz ano saludoes
from a 973 phone number, Sunday, January 1, 1:14 PM EST

Happy New Year to you and family love
from a 917 phone number, Sunday, January 1, 1:51 PM EST

Happy new year!
$@r@

from a 937 phone number, Sunday, January 1, 3:40 PM EST

And a happy new year to all of you! In 2011 I fell just short of posting the most Leila Texts updates ever. Blogger tells me I hit 713 in 2011, 714 in 2009. So close! Let's see if 2012 can't do one better...

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Are you able to see a new case today, trying to get my sister to switch to you!
from a 503 phone number, Wednesday, December 28, 2:15 PM EST

Also my sister can't work cuz of the pain, can you help with a letter to insurance company.
from a 503 phone number, Thursday, December 29, 2:46 PM EST

Is it considered rude to text your lawyer? I text lawyers a lot, but they are all like one year out of law school and my friends. My text messages to them usually say things like, "Yo let's get some ice cream," not, "Can you help with a letter to insurance company?"
Tell call dad if she stll dare
from a 909 phone number, Thursday, December 29, 1:13 PM EST

"Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay. I dare you to call dad."
"[Gulp.]"
I think i found u a photographer
from a 702 phone number, Wednesday, December 28, 2:36 PM EST

I hope the photographer they found is this chick. I love her work! I don't know what sort of use she would be to Leila, but still.
Steve wants to just order pizza.
from a 719 phone number, Tuesday, December 27, 11:53 AM EST

He feels bad that we are alwways cooking.
from a 719 phone number, Tuesday, December 27, 12:13 PM EST

Steve: clearly a feminist. "A woman's place is not in the kitchen. A woman's place is on the phone with the pizza parlor!"
Hey mom make it home safe?love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu soooooooo mmmmmmuuuuuucccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhh
from a 513 phone number, Sunday, December 25, 5:48 PM EST

513 abides by a standard rule in correspondence: if you can't think of how to make it clear that you really love someone, either make the words bigger (I LOVE YOU), or in ital (I love you), or in different colors (no idea how to do that on blogger), or really long (see above). That way everyone will understand how seriously you take your love.
Im in victoria secret where r u?
from a 919 phone number, Monday, December 26, 10:59 AM EST

Sexxxy.



Oh, sorry. Should I have said "nsfw" first?
Hi im at pump it up
from a 631 phone number, Monday, December 26, 12:23 PM EST

Pump It Up-- the inflatable party zone! Okay, yes. New New Years Eve plans: we are going to Pump It Up in New Jersey.
So u bailing early to come here? Lol
from a 203 phone number, Sunday, December 25, 2:45 PM EST

So apparently newtown wasn't THAT bad ystdy haha
from a 203 phone number, Monday, December 26, 2:58 PM EST

Sometimes Christmas isn't all that we want it to be. This is true with many things, but especially with holidays. When you're like, "How much longer do I have to stay in this small house with a million people, watching Harry Potter #1 and drinking non-spiked eggnog because Aunt Marie is 'on the wagon'?"
Bridal expo is Saturday Jan 7th...want to go? Its 10am to 5pm
from a 614 phone number, Sunday, December 25, 1:05 PM EST

Totally! I love a good expo. I hope they have examples of different types of napkins.
Can tell Mike to let da kids stay with him cuz Kai n ki are here sick. I no like dem catch its other sick. I can drop dem taico n pk up Try.
from an 808 phone number, Thursday, December 29, 5:16 PM EST

Simply: 808 wants Leila to tell Mike to let the kids stay with him so they won't get sick. I get that part. The part I don't get is: does 808 actually know people named Kai, Ki, and Try?
abdi congrtulation we are so very happy for you
from a 703 phone number, Thursday, December 29, 5:44 PM EST

Did Leila Abdi have a baby? Or graduate? Or did she get electedstudent body president?!
HOW WAS THE SOUP
from a 262 phone number, Thursday, December 29, 7:37 PM EST

Soup is always awesome!