Fwd: From: Msg: Fwd:: U OPENED THS YOU WiLL GET AN UNEXPECTED LONG KISS ON friday BUT iF U DONT SEND 2 8PPL U Will lose the person falling i
from a 719 phone number, Wednesday, August 27, 8:20 PM

It amazes me that people believe this text enough to forward it, even though it follows random, reprehensible rules of punctuation, and even though its threat gets cut off. ("U Will lose the person falling i..." Go on.) I suppose one can never be too careful with one's love life.