Hey La, I'm officially dumped. I'll be here licking my emotional wounds.
from a 503 phone number, Thursday, August 28, 1:04 AM

Aw, sad! Sadder still, perhaps, that Leila (Or "La," as she is called) couldn't call up 503 to comfort her since she didn't receive this text. I momentarily considered calling up 503 and comforting her myself ("He wasn't good enough for you!") but it was 1:04 AM on a Wednesday night, so instead I just fell asleep.