I found out who likes me and i will only tell if u txt back so txt back plz
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Saturday, November 22, 10:34 PM

hey hey hey yalls just watched bolt
Oz3baA sh3rIFf
from a 703 phone number, Sunday, November 23, 11:48 AM

Nope, sorry, not worth it. If you found out who likes ME, maybe I would be curious enough to text you back. But just to hear who likes YOU? I'm far too self-absorbed for that.

Also, I'm pretty adept at reading l337, but I can't make sense out of this sig line. Ozebaa Sheriff? Is that a name? A type of law-enforcement official?