is it cioppino?
from a 775 phone number, Monday, December 20, 11:04 PM EST

In case you, like me, did not know what cioppino is, here is the Wikipedia definition. It's a fish stew developed in the late 1800s. Huh.

Can u pick up bread at clements on ur way back? I can tell u which loaf.
from a 401 phone number, Friday, December 24, 4:52 PM EST

One sign that you’re in an over-controlling relationship is when your spouse doesn’t even grant you the free will to choose which loaf of bread to buy from Clement’s.

barackman Omg text back already!lol
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 25, 1:21 PM EST

Is Leila really into our nation’s president, or, alternatively, is her last name actually Barackman?

Ahhh just got my ringgggggg
from an 860 phone number, Friday, December 24, 10:39 PM EST

Engagements are so exciting. Does the Leila Texts support picture messaging? I want to see a photo! As long as it is not a blood diamond, of course, as we are all socially conscious here on this blog.

hey! what are those pancakes called?
from a 609 phone number, Friday, December 24, 12:14 PM EST

Um, “pancakes”? Or, okay, “silver dollar pancakes”? Or “latkes”?

Leila you arc stopit
from a 515 phone number, Thursday, December 23, 2:17 PM EST

Leila is stopit
from a 515 phone number, Friday, December 24, 9:03 AM EST

Leila is
from a 515 phone number, Friday, December 24, 11:55 AM EST

Leila is the b
from a 515 phone number, Friday, December 24, 3:04 PM EST

li like my sistr
from a 515 phone number, Friday, December 24, 7:02 PM EST

515 has been trying so hard to say this thing to Leila. So hard. She is constantly trying to tell Leila this ONE THING. But what the hell is it? We may never know…

copy pants :p get it pants lol
from a 313 phone number, Wednesday, December 22, 3:18 PM EST

I know a girl (Sarah, of the Forever Young Adult blog) who is really into adding “pants” on to the end of everything. If this isn’t a text from Sarah, then it must be a text from her soul mate.

FWD: HELLO..LULU. HAVING FUN? HELLO 2 TAYLOR & HER MOM, PLEASE. LOTS OF SNOW? HOPE U JUST ENOUGH SNOW 2 ALLOW U ALL THE FUN U CAN HANDLE. XOXOXO BIRDIE
from a 925 phone number, Wednesday, December 22, 1:05 PM EST

THERE’S NO SNOW YET, GRANDMA. Supposedly a blizzard today, though!

I am hoping to get in if u dont hear from me by 5 send dae a message. love you mum
from a 770 phone number, Tuesday, December 21, 3:59 PM EST

Didnot make it i am so sad.
from a 770 phone number, Tuesday, December 21, 406 PM EST

This seemed like a lot of strong emotions on the part of Leila’s mom, so I texted her back to say that Leila hadn’t received her messages, and that she should re-send them by pulling Leila’s name out of her contacts list.

Sorry not sure how.
from a 770 phone number, Tuesday, December 21, 5:18 PM EST

So then I gave up. If I hadn’t been at work, I might have called her and walked her through it, but as it was, I just didn’t have it in me.

FWD: Scroll down and see Santa’s penis.




-Act your freakin age. Theres no Santa. You just wanted to see a penis !!! ☺
from a 701 phone number, Tuesday, December 21, 10:51 AM EST

For those of you who feel disappointed that the Leila Texts does not today include a photo of Santa’s penis, I suggest that you visit my cousin’s company's website, www.pornaments.com. They sell Christmas tree ornaments called “pornaments.” I think you can see where this is going.

So what do your cousins do?

Hey i love you babii
from a 703 phone number, Monday, December 20, 5:16 PM EST

I love you
from a 224 phone number, Monday, December 20, 9:23 PM EST

i am sorry i will try harder to keep my mouth shut i want you to be happy because i love you so much
from a 330 phone number, Tuesday, December 21, 7:23 AM EST

This has been a good week for Leila-love.

So did u ever get ahold of anybody about gage
~Robs wife~
from a 406 phone number, Monday, December 20, 4:24 PM EST

Honey r u mad at me? i get the feeling that we don’t talk as much as we used ti anymore. im sorry if i did something.
from a 406 phone number, Monday, December 20, 8:48 PM EST

Ok so i decided that if i ever think about getting a beagle plz have me committed bc i have done lost my mind.lol
from a 406 phone number, Tuesday, December 21m 3:34 PM EST

Maybe Leila is mad at 406 because Leila actually really likes beagles?

Hey! Are you up!
from a 585 phone number, Monday, December 20, 7:01 AM EST

At seven in the morning! Absolutely not!

Wow their the ones who told us to take our time >☹
LetsRobABank:)
from a 360 phone number, Monday, December 20, 12:55 AM EST

Can i wear your southpole pants plz and ill put mine on your bed
LetsRobABank:)
from a 360 phone number, Monday, December 20, 2:55 PM EST

These plans to rob a bank keep getting more and more complicated. Now we even know what pants 360 will be wearing on the heist.

Hey leila what are u doing today
Jack Daniel’s / Acid Rain
from a 228 phone number, Thursday, December 16, 12:24 PM EST

It’s so funny, but today I am either getting wasted on Jack Daniel’s, or I am going to play with acid rain. What are you doing today?

MERRY CHRISTMAS LOVE YOU!
from s 414 phone number, Saturday, December 25, 1:20 AM EST

Merry x-mas
from a 917 phone number, Saturday, December 25, 7:33 AM EST

Merry christmas to all and to all a good night
from a 302 phone number, Saturday, December 25, 12:21 PM EST

And a merry Christmas to all of you, too!

Hey Leila. Where did u get that white dress from that u wore @ MIP?
from a 941 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 7:32 PM EST

All I'm turning up for "MIP" is "Minor in Possession." Presumably 941 is not asking Leila where she bought that white dress that she wore to her court hearing after having been caught with alcohol.

Just passed the masadonian cultural center by patterson...hahahahaha
from a 908 phone number, Wednesday, December 15, 7:37 PM EST

There are a lot of Macedonian Cultural Centers in the U.S. 908 is in New Jersey, so presumably that's the one this individual is referring to. Why that's funny, though, I have no idea. Inside joke, I guess.

Pls remember to clean out matt's room tonight your clothes from the dryer are on the chair in the family room c's cough is getting bad dehumidifier
from a 978 phone number, Thursday, December 16, 6:57 PM EST

I am exhausted just reading this text, and I don't even have to do any of these things.

FWD: Please see m right after 6th period tomorrow for 5 min. Debaters, I also have your evidence. Leila, please tell Allen.
from a 928 phone number, Friday, December 17, 12:35 AM EST

Oh my God, did I totally predict that 928 was texting about a public speaking club? I totally did!