Hey. Do you wanna go to walmart with us tonight? After edward gets out.
from a 281 phone number, Tuesday, October 23, 6:50 PM

Ooh. I do wanna go, actually, as my coworker Jillian recently informed me that Walmart stocks Rice Krispie Treat cereal. Unfortunately, person, you do not know who I am, and 281 is in Houston. So I'm afraid that, this time, I must respectfully decline.

(Please note: Now would be an excellent time for the Rice Krispie corporation to send me complimentary boxes of cereal, as thanks for all the good publicity I'm giving them. Just a thought.)