lol...thats funny
from a 571 phone number, Monday, March 31, 5:18 PM

that turkey.....ummm i talked to marry and she showed me your email address on the book and its wrong thats why u didnt get her email.
from a 571 phone number, Tuesday, April 1, 9:58 AM

lol he wont even take off his jacket
from a 571 phone number, Wednesday, April 2, 7:16 PM

571 seems to LOL a lot. She must have very well-defined stomach muscles.

I'm particularly interested in the "lol he wont even take off his jacket" text. I'm picturing a guy awkwardly standing in 571's foyer, and her LOLing and texting Leila, and him getting supremely uncomfortable and being like, "What? What am I doing? What are you texting?"