yoyoyo whaz up home slice
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from a 703 phone number, Sunday, November 23, 6:34 PM

waz up my young hizzle friend?
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from a 703 phone number, Monday, November 24, 10:13 PM

According to Urban Dictionary, "hizzle" means "house." But "waz up my young house friend" sounds like a 55-year-old trying to get down the "kid lingo" and failing utterly.