cum on over....lets partty
from a 904 phone number, Monday, July 20, 2:36 AM

I was so convinced that this was a booty text, due to a) the spelling of the word 'come' and b) the fact that it was sent at 2:36 AM EST. But then, a couple hours later, I received the follow-up text:

watchig bobby if u r still up? have gassssssssssss
from a 904 phone number, Monday, July 20, 3:59 AM

Okay, so, not a booty text, then.