we r in massachusetts getting marriage license going bac 2 ny 2nite gtting married up here on 30th jan love dadx
from a 917 phone number, Monday, January 11, 4:47 PM

I shared this text with my friend Kendra, who got all excited and was like, "He's gay! He must be!" Which sounds reasonable to me. What doesn't sound reasonable to me is that he alerted his daughter to his impending marriage via text message. If my dad casually texted me to let me know that he was getting married in two weeks, we'd have some issues to talk about.