we're done.. i dont want to talk about it anymore.. and i want my dildo back
from a 706 phone number, Thursday, May 13, 8:41 PM EST

Sometimes people text L-E-I-L-A just to see if the Leila Texts are really real, or if I just make them all up in my head. Also I think they want to see what outrageous messages they can get posted on this blog. Well, here you are, readers in the 706 area code. I will never refuse a text about dildos, no matter how fake I think it is.