Are you gonna play volleyball????
< 3 JASON DERULO < 3
from a 208 phone number, Thursday, August 19, 10:47 AM EST

I'm not exactly the sort of player you want on your team, unless getting hit in the face with volleyballs is a good strategy.

Also, apparently Jason Derulo is a musical artist. Thanks, the Leila Texts, for that cultural heads up.